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About Me

This is where I try to sell myself to you. For cheap, too.
Are you buying it?

I am a girl. I do not have a boy. I live in Midland. I am picky. I like my Nick (just kidding). I am straightforward. I am regular forward. I like to hang out and chill. This town does not have a lot going for it, but whatevs. I dig music pretty hard. I'm tired. I'm awful. I like boys. I have a job. I don't like conflict. I go to school. I hate winter. I sometimes get annoyed easily. There is nothing I dislike more than the word "random". I am somtimes mean. I lack direction. I like to dance. I like water, as long as it stays in a glass or bottle. I am logical, rational and realistic. I fear corporate takeover. I don't know. I love.

Without war, there is no peace.

My Interests

I have no real interests. I am interested in flattery. I am interested in bribes. I am interested in why you do that thing you do. I am interested in the original, and in the mundane. In the farfetched and the insane. I am interested in you keeping in touch, and I'm interested in touching. I am interested in your nekked body. I am interested in joking. I am interested in writing. I like lame rhymes. And lame horses. I like to laugh with/at you. I am interested in honesty. I am interested in lies. Now give a little kick with your fine thigh highs.

I'd like to meet:

I am interested in meeting all of the most interesting people there are. They interest me. The more thought-provoking, complex individual thou art, the more likely I am to enjoy you. I don't know. Impress me.

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Music:

Power lines and fence posts read past like sheet music, but the tunes are fuckin' shit.

Movies:

Morgan Spurlock ♥.
I watch my yellow cat
invade my red cat in the yard.
The feline war has raged for years
so I assume it'd be too hard
for me to drive my foot between them.
I would never risk the scratch
just to prove to one or both of them,
a cat is just a cat.

Television:

Don't admit you're sick,
let your fit body bury it,
the faintness that you feel,
is nothing permanent.
Don't buy the sickness on T.V.,
you want your health they want the fee,
you see the ads and start to think
"I feel it coming on."
No, no target,
market television,
telepharmavangelism.
Symptom finger.
You open up and let them in,
it's nothing conscious,
What is this?
I feel a burning in my eyes.
It's from the television lights.
Slow, slow it down,
wait, now decide...

You've got to get the shit they sell,
The pills that fix the way you feel,
Now they've shown you what to get,
You feel it coming on.
Low, low, low-down, High paid,
primetime, capsule maker,
sickness lover.
Ohkay I'm gonna shut it off,
Down all the power,
I'm a doctor today,
I'm curing viewers by thousands.

Books:

Irving, Palahniuk , Steinbeck, Hemmingway, Pierre, DeLint, Pratchett, Anthony, Dallaire, everything. Give me a book and I will read it.
♥

Heroes:

Mmmmkjzxcdlfhdgrj. Chef Tony!
I never will love another man more.
Orville Redenbaucher♥.

Shamed when I am,
shamed when I'm not.
Configuration of the American Dream.

My Blog

Small-town.

So, it's been a while, but I have some stuff to share. A casual little story. I was born in 1990, in the Orillia hospital. My parents lived in Honey Harbour, they both worked at the Delawana Inn, whic...
Posted by Karlee on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

But who am I to say?

This could get interesting. The other day I overheard part of a conversation, or rather, misheard it. At first I thought I was hearing a conversation about religion but turns out I just have bad heari...
Posted by Karlee on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:17:00 PST

Act IV: How my summer vacation spent me.

As they're wont to do, things have got my mind aroused. I'm all filled up with poets and they're screaming silly rhymes.There's no way success is as difficult as it seems. From this vantage point, lif...
Posted by Karlee on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:36:00 PST

Am I sleeping with my eyes wide? Am I alone?

What a time, what a time. Life has been filling things up with thoughts to meticulously arrange and punctuate. Things for turning into poetry and forgetting about. I have been ...
Posted by Karlee on Sat, 27 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

If your mother only knew.

Oh my gosh, it's been forever. Listen, 'Spacers. Lots of things have happened and it is quite important I fill you in. This will prove to be quite benificial for me due to I like attention. So my last...
Posted by Karlee on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

I guess I'll do this words thing.

Hi. Sometimes it's there. Sometimes it's not. It starts and stops and doesn't warn you. It's there when it's not; you can tell. The differece between it not being there and there being nothing there.....
Posted by Karlee on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 09:26:00 PST

I need to get some writing out, if I want to keep on thinking.

It's not good that we do bad things. I know when the things I do are wrong. And I do them. And I don't feel guilty. And I gain nothing from it. You do... but it's cheap, and you don't want it. I somet...
Posted by Karlee on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:34:00 PST

Turns out it can be so.

I'm in Alberta.
Posted by Karlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh Em Gee it cannot be so.

In six days. For one whole month. I am leaving you, computer. I am leaving you, house. I am leaving you, friends. I am leaving you, bed. I am leaving you, kitten. I am leaving you, boy. I am leav...
Posted by Karlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Puttin' on a show for you, poppin', I ain't stoppin'.

SEXY ADVENTURES. So a couple of days ago I spent the night at Courtney's. Except ACTUALLY I spent the night out on the town with Courtney and Jacob. I did spend the early morning a...
Posted by Karlee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST