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I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a walking exclamation mark.

El Jay.

Life™ is in the microwave

Death™ is in the freezer.

lolzMake some nice conversation: Mel Gibson LOL

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who also thinks it's hahalarious when people put 'Jesus' in here.
Because its like a death wish, see. Jesus isn't just walking around on Earth, ringing doorbells (would he even have to ring a doorbell? Maybe the door would just open, sensing it was Teh Jesus?)and saying sup.
You'd kind of have to die to meet him.
So that's always fun, seeing that.

Let me hear that; get me near that.

My Blog

Another blog for you, John Green. I hope you are not getting a big head.

I am, for those who don't know (the blind, for example) the curlyhead.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Guilt Free Three. Ten.

Hey John Green.You'd totally be on my list of People I'd Like to Do Certain Things With.Had I, you know, ever actually made one.Which just for kicks?I WILL DO RIGHT NOW.People--Most Fictional Because ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:08:00 GMT

Who that is?

Blogging Blog IITime: Clearer    Phrases here are nonsensical. Subjects and  adjectives and pronouns and verbs are all misused in the most peculiar way.Just the other day I was sit...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:54:00 GMT

Club, you get it, like the card. Yeah. I'm sort of a comedian now.

Stuff that makes a television program Great: Mechanic Betrayal Torture On The Run Paranoia Vengeance Mysticism Female Protagonist Violence Mole Death Cancer Cul...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:50:00 GMT

Map kid! You're a dream boat.

Hmm.
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:48:00 GMT

green

I hear that pastures are green, but I think that they sound more of a gold or wheat color. Fields of flowers are usually green, minus the color of the flowers. I want to visit a place like that, bec...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 21:28:00 GMT

8 things I've never experienced.

If I Died Tomorrow I'd Never Have-Seen Europe-Been on a roller coaster-Been on a plane-Been in an airport-Finished all of the books I've ever started-Slow danced-Been kissed-Been lovedAll of this afte...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:32:00 GMT

Here's to continuity.

I repeatedly think about the fact that I have homework over the weekend and then don't do it. Repeatedly. Something is wrong with me.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 16:35:00 GMT

Love letters.

I have this love trigonal planar, right? And in this love trigonal planar are three boys. I wrote a letter to each. Here are two of them.   Dear ________,   I don't even know. I don't even k...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:45:00 GMT

I'm pretty thirsty--you can read this while I'm off getting a refreshment.

Appearance:I'm short: Amen, brother. People rediscover it daily. It's kind of ridiculous. I have many scars: Just one. I'm really proud of it. I tan easily: This is a tricky one. I'm going to go with ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:43:00 GMT