Crown Royal Dreams |
Contemptuous denial for one's misgivings is true denial of one's self. We try to succeed in a malevolent world of those who would paint the parameters of our life on the field for us, but the lu...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:37:00 PST |
It's fucking 7am, I'm drunk and writing...enjoy! |
How in the fuck did i create this terrible maddness that surrounded us? I was minding my own business, keeping the large amounts of booze as close to under my hat as possible, but it never fails...a ...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Have you seen my elephant? |
Wouldn't you know it, I finally woke up from the slumber of a non-existant life to find an even worse non-existant life. The enemy of my enemy is my beer and boy does it seem to be doing the trick in...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Gound Control to Major Tom |
We had finally left the embodiment of vacational, wishful thinking for anyone who ever craves beach inspired libation. After listening to some old, retired bastard sing "ground control to major tom" ...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST |
Zanex, Assless Chaps and Feds |
Well, here we sit. It's not the first outlaw biker bar that we've waltzed in. We fit in like we were born in the outhouse around the back. A bunch of sin, filth and misery coated with a light candy...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:51:00 PST |
World of Warcraft, Science Fiction and endless chatter.... |
I've been gone for a little over 13 years from this time plane. I crossed into the 4th dimension and travelled into the future. It was really quite scarey. I saw people that were unh...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST |
A Beautiful Flower has Gone from the Landscape |
I was flabergasted to behold the most amazing thing that I had ever seen. A perfectly beautiful person, set ablaze by the formalities of life and the contempt of the religious norm. The only way a s...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST |
Silent but Deadly Peanuts |
Another catastrophe nearly engulfed the free spirit of enteprize and common sense. This time there was no gunman on the grassy knoll, no secret CIA collaborators training all parties involved, a...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Was that a purple elephant that ducked behind the corner? |
There we were. Up against the pressures of perfection and contemplating how to actualize the damn thing. The most degrading thing that corresponds to the virtual freedom of a night out wit...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST |
Handicapping, blogging and Ringling Bros. |
(I didn't get to spell check so Dani, Meagan and all the other wanna be editors in this world don't need to send me emails with corrections like last time:)I was struck by the sudden urge to once agai...
Posted by Joshua Lazzara Experience on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST |
