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Myspace LayoutsI live with three humans,who are constantly nagging me to "piss outside....eat dog food.....and not shit where I want to." BUT, I don't lead a dog's life, I get everything I could want to eat, sleep all day and have neurotic episodes when even a sound like a living thing approaches. I'm currently in heat, so I have to wear this S&M looking diaper thing. Anyway, I hate ferrets and getting my ass smacked, but I love to cuddle up in bed with my masters.
