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Scott

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a traveling marshmallow salesman. What more needs to be said?

Check out MY JUMP!!! (Rated PG-13 for strong language)

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My Interests

Kicking pigeons, traveling, selling marshmallow cream, photography, film, drinking, screaming at customer service representatives over the phone, writing politically charge poetry on my blog, cooking, genealogy of my clan.

I'd like to meet:

Other than Barack Obama, they are mostly dead white guys, so I won't bother you with having to reach back into your brain and remember history, but the three on the list are Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Andrew Jackson. Anyone who thinks that George Bush is the puppet of the devil (let's face it, he ain't smart enough to be the real thing). Oh and if anyone has seen my doctor wife, please send her home.

And everyone's favorite: Bush's speech writers!

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Music:

The Doors, Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash

Movies:

The Graduate, Casablanca, Goodfellas, Godfather, Godfather II, Notorious, The Big Lebowski, Being There, Raising Arizona, Red River, Empire Strikes Back, Once Upon a Time in the West, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Witness, Rear Window, Throw Momma From the Train, Taxi Driver, Stripes, Wild Strawberries, The Red Shoes, Scrooged, Rushmore, Quick Change, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Player, Mean Streets, The Bicycle Theif, Kelley's Heros, The Hudsucker Proxy, Goldfinger, Glengarry Glen Ross, Direty Rotten Scoundrals, Dr. Strangelove, Star Wars, Strangers on a Train, Casablanca (again), Lenny, The 39 Steps, The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938), African Queen, After Hours, George of the Jungle, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Cool Hand Luke, Kingpin

Television:

M*A*S*H, Rowen and Martin's Laugh In, Busom Buddies, Cheers, Simpsons, The Muppet Show, Bugs Bunny and Road Runner Show, Simpsons (it deserves two), Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, and of course... Greg the Bunny.

Books:

Seriously? who reads anymore? Now if the category said "Audiobooks" we'd have something to talk about. The Economist should be required reading everywhere in the world.
Recent great reads:
Audacity of Hope, Barack Obama
His Excellency, Joseph Ellis
The Rise of Theordore Roosevelt and Theodore Rex, Edmund Morris

Heroes:

Teddy Roosevelt, Mike Nichols, Mel Brooks, Sidney Cole, Barack Obama

My Blog

My First Video Blog Ever!!!

Hello all of my blog buddies!   I am excited to tell you that you can view my first video blog ever!  Check it out at http://www.myspace.com/talktobarack.  So far no one else has posted...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST

Ah yes, we would like to order the crap sandwich with a side of crap please...

First and foremost: to my poetry fans, I apologize for not having had the time to put my views in a more eloquent syllabic form of expression.  For now, prose will have to do. When I started thi...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

The State of the Limerick Nation

I dedicate these limericks to Independent Joe, who seems to be the President's new beau.              For this was an important speech,  &nbs...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:32:00 PST

Gulf Coast vs. Gulf State... a sonnet

With the president poised to unleash his latest "plan" for Iraq, all I can say is I hope that he has given it more thought that he has New Orleans and the aftermath of Katrina.  It's amazing to m...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

O Come All Ye Democrats

With the ending of the holiday season quickly approaching (as the holiday season now extends through the last college bowl game) I thought it a good opportunity to post one more holiday tune about our...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST

Ode to the Not-so-Fat from the Really Really Fat

This blog was inspired by a recent trip to Orlando, the world capital of theme parks and fat people.   Now, I don't have anything against fat people.  I myself am a fat person.  However...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

T'was the Day after Christmas

Well, this is my first blog attempt ever and I am making a promise to myself that I will try to make at least one entry a week.  Any comments are welcome. On that note, here we go: &nbs...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST