Disciples of UJ visit Tool |
Greetings, loved ones. As several of you know, I sent several of my disciples to see last night's Tool show in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As they are both quite worn out at the moment, I won't make them ... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:41:00 PST |
seriously? a bunny? did it kill Chuck Norris too? |
My beloved. I am most certainly not one to complain, but I have a simple question. Why is it that the lord of all creation, the King of All That Is and Shall Ever Be, has a meager 400+ worshippers, wh... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:30:00 PST |
omnipotent mumbles |
Good evening, blessed ones. I just wanted to direct my disciples who are fans of Mr. Reznor and his musical alter-ego Nine Inch Nails to something they might find interesting. As I recently mentioned,... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:06:00 PST |
Want to speak to Ultra Jesus? |
Have you ever wanted to ask the questions that can't be answered?......and receive a response?? Well now, you can. Send the UJ a message via Myspace messenger and you might just have your prayers answ... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:59:00 PST |
A quick word |
I thought I might mention, one of my chosen children, a Mr. Trent Reznor, has released his new work entitled "Year Zero" on YearZero.NIN.com. I was a large influence on this piece (as I am in all thin... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST |
while I have a moment... |
Things have been particularly busy here in Ultra Heaven lately. With things as they are in the World there's not much time for us up here in Management to rest. Just last week I had to eternally damn ... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Ask UJ |
There will be more in the future, my loved ones. I simply wanted to update this blog, as it's been a while since I've spoken. Behold. Several popular questions.What kind of soda does God like? &n... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST |
The UJ is more intelligent than that |
To those that noticed the recent "Ultra Whore" bulletin/blog entry from yours truly, that was not me. Did you not notice the hilarity of it was a bit lacking when compared to the norm? No... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST |
for the last time |
Please, let me say this for the last time:The UJDoes NOTJoin GroupsI am here to spread the light and the way, and to provide the occasional spurt of amusement. I am a reminder to think for yourself, t... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST |
The Patron Saints |
I have updated my Top Disciples. Come view the new patron saints of Ultristiantity. Bestow upon them gifts of worship and grandeur the likes of which have never been seen before, in my name. (or just ... Posted by Ultra Jesus on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:18:00 PST |