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Terry T.

Just Trollin'

About Me

I'm a simple guy who likes fast women, fast cars and 40s straight from the bag. I'm just lookin' to meet some hos and have a good time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Terrance Troll
Birthday: January 2, 1908
Birthplace: Sweden
Current Location: Illinois
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Changes regularly
Height: 0'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ladies like them both
Your Heritage: Swedish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs
Your Weakness: Ladies and Liquor
Your Fears: Cats
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Sleep with as many bitches as I can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my comb
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Your mom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with lots o sugar
Do you Smoke: Hell Yeah
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: rarely
Have you Been in Love: No, they're all ho's
Do you want to go to College: Did that
Do you want to get Married: Hell No
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: No, I have the clap (Don't tell anyone)
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, it ruins my hair
Do you play an Instrument: Accordian and Fiddle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am right now
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I wouldn't call it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah if you count women. HAHAA!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, your virginity
Ever been Drunk: Always
Ever been called a Tease: All the time
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I can't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am old as hell
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil. I hear the women are beautiful
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: multiple
Short or Long Hair: Long and straight up
Height: no taller than a foot
Weight: More cushion for the pushin'
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many
Number of CDs I own: I like mixed tapes
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Sleepin with the ho that had the clap
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rumpelstiltskin

Music:

Anything that makes them women shake their asses

Heroes:

"The man" Don King