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W

Violence kills Magic

About Me

Don't be fooled by the photos. I'm a lot larger scale in person. I like people who like people. I like drinks that start with the word "Soft" or "Soda" or end in "Dew". I like holding guitars, especially ones that make noise when amplified. I like g1rls that could care less if I liked them back. I like to buy things, with or without money. I like my parents. I would rather have a day that consists of going to shop for shoes, get my hair colored, shop for pants, put on eyeliner, shop for tshirts, watch a documentary, sit on the beach fully clothed and discuss professional athletes from 1985 and favorite members of hair metal bands while being broke than be handed $125,000 and be placed behind a desk in a high-rise, downtown office building. I also enjoy people watching and analyzing the way our world turns. Football is pretty cool too.
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My Interests

Clothing that's older than me. The gender opposite of mine. Soft drinks in green packaging. Contained water with heated jets. Sound waves filled with melody and harmony. 90-minute visual stories. The grainy edge of the ocean. Success stories. People that enjoy people.

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of the elastic waistband. The twin bad-boy biker backups behind Bart Connor in the BMX classic flick "Rad". My children (unborn...simply a twinkle in my eye). The person that will lay my first major contract in front of me for me to sign. The world's tallest female. James Dean...dead or alive. The mastermind behind the aluminum can bottle top. The creator of the hit sitcom "ALF". A viking and a pirate that are friends...and I don't mean professional athletes from Minnesota and Pittsburgh respectively. The person that decided that we should make wild animals into house pets (ie dogs, cats, various rodents), Christopher Columbus's parents.

Music:

Music. Yes. I'll have that. I want to make that. Elvis Presley, The Cars, De La Soul, Self, Motley Crue, The Go-Gos, The Kinks, Shuggie Otis, The Carpenters, Foo Fighters, The Who, Sigur Ros, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Carole King, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, Poison, Interpol, Run DMC, Pat Benatar... Or I could start naming bands i like today that I'll be over in a month.. this is ridic... is there even a point in trying?! Sign me. I'll make us ducketts...

Movies:

I want to make them. Can't Hardly Wait, Rebel Without A Cause, Tombstone, Bottle Rocket, 24 Hour Party People, Memento, Tape, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Kung Pow, Big Fish, Crazy/Beautiful, Rad, Glenngary Glen Ross, Super Troopers, Seven Year Itch, Slingblade...plus many stupid comedies and numerous g1rly chick flicks. There, I said it. Are you happy now?

Heroes:

The Great American Hero. That's it. Oh, and maybe Wonder Woman. And Mr. Goodbody. And Corey Hart. And B0NER from Growing Pains. Now.. that's it.

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To whom it may concern..

Lets see.. the last time I logged onto myspace was over a month ago... maybe even March. However, its been brought to my knowledge that some cold-hearted evil human has tried to sabotage me by changi...
Posted by W on Sat, 03 May 2008 04:55:00 PST

Is this thing on?!

I haven't the slightest clue how to use this. How behind the times am I? I feel like my parents..the folks that STILL refuse to have call waiting. If you know me, or want to, holla because I have N...
Posted by W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST