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Natasha

I am here for Friends

About Me

umh... i'm crazy. in that wonderful inspiring way. unlike other crazyies who pour lemon juice on your open papercut wounds, while talking to themselves in crazy accents about the smells of hardboiled eggs and cat piss. i take part in no such thing (well all except for the lemon thing). you know the kind of crazy you wish you could be, or just really amused by. i like to embarrass my friends, and namely me, due to the fact that i dont have very many friends. i like to shock people, mostly myself, and trust me i do surpsire me. i have scaled red rocks in UT, and climbed the greens of OR, i have swam the rivers of CA, i have bathed in the sun of Florida, i have drank the coffee in NY, i have breathed the air of ID, i have been naked in MT, i have seen Seattle’s night lights, and i have drank the water in Mexico. now i am enjoying the Fresh Air in LA. if you have any questions you should ask me, because i will be able to answer them in the best fashion. Oh and i'm a Vegetarian Virgin. i know its crazy stuff! i have cultivaated a taste for small pleasures, which i will not list, because you should find your own. the none original obviouse things are as fallows... i enjoy late night conversations (or any conversation at anypoint that involves time, and space) about whimpering young whispers that dont make sense nor the successful adventure to the delicate ample pinkness on the side of human heads, scattered thoughts that make sense in an inclosed area and when exposed in a venal fashion explode into philosphical lingering long (you know who you are) tongue tied kisses. people, i love interacting with strangers for the first time, it is a glorious occasion that should be done a hundred times over everyday of anyones life. details, i find pleasure in the details that no one notices. i dont know if you know this, but i'm effing witty as all get up.

My Interests

DANCING, Laughing: it makes me feel good, markisting: it makes me feel good,observing is the key to self. ACTING (it helps me express the inner me, and those of you who know i'm full of ****, i'm good at it), Singing, Reading, Drawing, being LOUD (i dont mean to brag but i'm really good at it), Rock climbing, Boldering, Backpacking, Camping, Talking (about the most random things), KISSING, new adventures and experiences, body surfing (because i cant do the real thing) and body exploration its a very popular sport these days, Writing (because i THINK i'm creative), MUSIC, chi tea, discussions on the feelings of various fruits during the change of the weather. i also enjoy a good mint tea on rainy days when my feet dont like to work on the pavement. there are many things i have come across in this life that i would like to be interested in, and guess what... i am. however i have not yet accomplished them, soon though. most likely in a couple of days i thought i was being very sneaky by taking shots in the bathroom. shake it dont break it this boy no longer lives in the states after this night ERica f m. she is a crazy porti chick who likes indi smelling hippies two strange little boys who claim to have come out of the same vagina as myself ="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"this is my Lesbo outfit, gets the ladies all crazy "Raging" or so I've been told "your father was a hamster Yeah girls shit", and take self pictures constantly. i just happen to do both At the Same Time.my wifey poo. hard boiled eggs and cat piss yes its true some day i will make a lady very happy i'm kind of a big dealjen and i are both touching jessica's vagina... funny right? failed attempts at reading drinking game rules, my philosophy is dont read while drunk i seriosly have no idea why i put this picture in, it exposes me as such a female. hairspray. really, natasha, really?!? breast friends of mine Spencer my sexless lover(my friends are very supportive of my drag habits) i pray for help you try having sex and drinking at the same time. its not easy src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/NatashaSnow/tong uekiss.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" yes these are my slutty times before i became a nun my shirt is a typical hippie shirt, made out of love and moonbeams src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/NatashaSnow/drun kard.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" insert random pictures of natasha sleeping with ladies first day in Rosarito! and last. same dress? sunshine dust Lobster= happyness /

I'd like to meet:

Everyone, and anyone. but basically YOU, for you are my new mate of the soul. i'm sure of it

Music:

Pink Floyd, Beatles, Postal service, Supertramp, Philip Glass, Kronous, Jessica Katz, David Grey, Jonny Cash, Bob Marley, the Killers (for now until the get to popular and piss me off), Kings of leon, Pink Greace, Jack Johnson, Credence, coldplay, Supertramp, Griffin House, Ween (when i feel like being angry or when i feel like it), (recently) Paolo nutini, Mozella, Death Cab (did i already put that? no, okay moving on) Grateful dead, doors, and Dylan, i like so much music i seriously could go on forever but i wont because i need more room for pictures of myself. check out: Sherman Baker, Jackie Greene, Wilco, Bright Eyes, Kelly Rilo, Ani, Zebra Head, Blind Melon, Jump, and i'm going to say it... at one point i was in love with M Jackson. Hey i'm not going to lie. its a true story. and jack johnson is pretty much in love with me, so your talking to the future Natasha Johnson. thought you should know.Jack Johnson : Sitting, Waiting, Wishing / GJPix my armpit LOVEs taking pictures apparently Carlos and i were fighting that night i'm hitting on my roommate (literaly) and now humping Carmine's... i think. thats my wife Steph. she has food in her mouth, i was getting it out for hergoodbye timeoliver twist hat, i'm a cute boy

Movies:

Garden State, Eternal Sunshine..., Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Run Lola Run, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting, (wes anderson movies kick fucking ass, basically all of his movies) Amalie, Almost Famous, Only You, (oh crap) Edwards Scissorshands, basketball diaries, virgin suicides, office space, benny and june, zoolander, almost famous, charlie and chocolate, benny and june, american beauty, sliding doors, the hours, legend, training day, legends of the falls, white oleander, e tu mamma tambian, old school, wedding crashers, the big lebowski, Lockstock and two smoking barrels, resovour dogs, snatch, rounders, brick whats eating gilbert grape, basquite, hard Candy, the departed, Pan's, life as a house, Pie, Rules of attraction, umh... the list goes on. i have seen almost every movie made and i'm addicted to movies. its one of my biggest interest and all time fav. subject ever invented to man kind.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, spaced, arrested development, thats all i got i dont really get opportunities to partake in TV oh i forgot Reno 911, the office, family guy my hero my happy friends at sushi src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/NatashaSnow/1.jp g" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" Fat and sassy! admire my body and i shall love you right before this picture was taken i farted no lies! girls do that Party time: meet me down by the water, fantastic directions jackass. "loud noises" scandalous church meeting

Books:

Great Expectations, White oleander, She's Come Undone, Catch 22, The color of her Underwear, fried green tom. (yeah i dont want to talk about it) the world according to garp, choke, fight club these are the classics for me, basically anything written by Palahniuk, but i read allot (outside of school you bastard). i rarely read a book i l=dont like, BECAUSE i'll start reading it and if its full of crap i'll stop... sounds logical right? well.. it is~ That would be me~ Passed the "F" out on a guys Lap~ isnt life SWEET?~"why am i like this?" i ask

Heroes:

My Mom (biological, and guardian), my friends, my brothers: Bear, Dom Ally cat, and the baby jj, my aunty. Phabion the bouncer at carmines, and myself... cus i'm hot ... "this is why i'm hot this is why i'm hot" My aunty, at my dance performance

My Blog

why?

as i was cycling away with various strangers this morning at 6. i realized there are so many things about going to the gym that i seriously dislike. first of all who has time to put make up on at 5am ...
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:50:00 PST

VMA’s

to spencer.. your life sucks!!!!!!!!!but not as much as our friend B Spears
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

Sorry, i suck

well on my grand adventure to the great up north i managed to pregnant a women (recent studies show that the females are able to produce spermies... no use for men now), loose my virginity (cant seem ...
Posted by Natasha on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:39:00 PST

well i am a whore

for those of you who are fucking crazy. no i did not have a child. if you knew me at all you would know i support birth control with the uttmost love and affection. plus no one wants to fuck me. plus ...
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

holidays

re-cap on the holidays. my family is crazy: i love them. i sit back and observe my family situation and wonder... i'm not sure what it is exactly that i was wondering. weird that my crazy grandmother...
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:41:00 PST

bananna ramma with a protien boost please

Alrighty this is my official attempt at not writting one of my five papers due today. pretty good attempt if you ask me. and you should and than i would say "damn right a good attempt." life as we kno...
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

fuck me running... as the homo would say.

I just need to vent for two seconds. One: my computer got stollen from my house on Friday, i  think this is Gods way of punishing me for drinking. Two: i need to clean up my act according to a ps...
Posted by Natasha on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:57:00 PST

more good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i officially am over booked this quarter i am got into another dance performance! so for all you assholes this is your official invite to either my Berkley performance OR my Cal State LA performanc...
Posted by Natasha on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:03:00 PST

Congratulations to me

YEAH for me i just nailed my audition crazy style! so nervious because i havent danced since my scramjet performance, which was way before winter break.... and well the point being that i am in!...
Posted by Natasha on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:49:00 PST

once again

so here i sit next to man dressed in black; bringer of death, who utters sighs from his parted lips that are lined in thick dark hairs. i'm not sure if he knows that he continues to annoy myself ...
Posted by Natasha on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:15:00 PST