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AKA Fatbob

Fat,Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life

About Me

Reyt first things first am a fat lad who likes beer n good food so that's why am a bit chubby, chubby n cuddly are the same thing so there. I like gonna gigs n enjoying life to the full and watching the tarn (barnsley).I'm a white van man so don't mess with me when am on the road cos am trucking great! I enjoy golfing but am shit so i get pissed off n start whacking the ball all over n mi score ends up shittier than ever. I go to a gig a week most of the time cos that's what i do cos live music is the best night out, rather than just getting pissed n falling asleep at the side of the road or on a train, i think ave been there before!!! I was employee of the year 2006 for delivering incontinence pads so anyone how does a wee when they cough or laugh let me know i might be able to help.

My Interests

gigs, football, movies, drinkin and more drinkin

I'd like to meet:

Dom Joly, Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Chow Yun Fat, Stephen Chow, Kevin Smith,Dan Aykroyd and E out of eels

Music:

Punk n SKA,psychobilly,blues,rock,Jake and Elwood, the blues brothers, nev staples, bad manners, specials, the catch-it kebabs, smoke like a fish, jesse james, spunge, reel big fish, goldfinger, toy dolls, The planet smashers, less than jake, 3 minute warning, fight the bear, kenisia, make it better later, rebel yell, foo fighters, eels,the meteors, rancid, lars frederiksen and the bastards, mad sin, transplants, stray cats, madness, tenacious D, the vandals, hives, offspring, the pietasters, hayseed dixie, the white stripes, the dead pets, suicide machines, green day, zen baseballbat, the bloodhound gang, guana batz, george thorogood, the D4, nirvana, the mighty mighty bosstones, goldie lookin chain, terrorvision, the wildhearts, shed 7, Kula shaker, straight razor angels, ash, supergrass, flogging molly, running potatoes,dropkick murphys,the toasters, splodgenessabounds, eagles of death metal..

Movies:

Clerks 2, seven samurai, The Blues Brothers, Clerks, Ghostbusters, police story, the drunken master, the forbidden kingdom, iron man, six string samurai, dogma, jay and silentbob strike back, Little miss sunshine, Blazing saddles, life of brian, holy grail, life of brian, smokey and the bandit, hero, bad taste, L.O.T.R., watch out were mad!, braindead, shaolin soccer, kung fu hustle, project A, fist of legend, once upon a time in china 2, fighter in the wind,china o brien,fist of the north star,fist of fury, big boss, way of the dragon, Lone wolf and cub, Zatoichi, Young Frankenstein,fearless,wheels on meals, Fong Sai Yuk, A Better Tommorow 1,2,3, Bubble Boy, The Descent and Dog Soilders, Pick Of Destiny, Leon, jackies chan's Rob-B-Hood ....

Television:

MY NAME IS EARL, alan partrage, Dom Joly's Happy Hour, Trigger Happy, World shut your mouth, peter kay, shameless, reaper, heroes, little britain, the water margin, monkey, The A-Team, sharpe, the league of gentlemen, owt wi fred "did yer like that" dibnah, monty python, dukes of hazzard, south park,

Books:

Fuck books lets dancewhooooo no i can read im reading chopper n then chopper 2 n then chopper 3 im doin really well. wow ave done reading chopper 2 and on to number 3. wow 2 full books in a month and none of them porn i am doin well, did i just say that out aloud? bollox. ha ha i also got "look at me" by the god that is dom joly, very funny book!

Heroes:

The Bandit,Dom Joly, Dave Grohl, Jack Black, Fred Dibnah, Jackie Chan, toshiro mifune, Kevin Smith, Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Terence Hill & Bud Spencer, Geoff Tipps, Tubbs Tattsyrup, Edward Tattsyrup, Barrington"Barry"Baggs,Vic Reeves an Bob Mortimerimg src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/fatbobtarn/fred2.g if" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"

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Posted by AKA Fatbob on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST