Stacking Logs in her Basement like a Cruel Lumberjack.
JunkYard Dogs.Compliance and Liability.
Resistentialism
Tambourines and Maracas.
Proprioception
Compliance & Liability.
Tambourines & Maracas.
Futuristic Views.
Liability & Compliance.Expatriates. CatShit Coffee. Kismet. Tantrums.Little Edible Luggage. Dirigibles. Catchy Tunes. Solipsism. Cervaiole. NYC NY. Strafed Minds. Eating on the Toliet.Rain at Wimbledon. Pregnant Ballerinas. Frontrunning.Ripped up Snapshots of Vignettes
Shinola.Ligatures."Dotsam and Netsam". Sentience/Sapience. Chinese Walls.Upsidedown Globes/Maps.
Space Operas.Sherpas. Paris in the Spring.Corporate Fat Cats That Make Placentas Fall To The Floor.Passing Out Looking at a Piece of Quartz.
"getrichquickschemes"Second Chancez. Pancakes Delaware.Telegrams.Saturnalia.Firesales.Rashomon effects. Tacky Sunsets. Little Malkovich Doors.wearingjeansrightoutofthedryer.Verfremdungseffekt.Tell
ing you your life story.Vasquez Rocks National Park.Wine/Cum Stains on new sheets.Jolly Ranchers.Out-Thinking Myself. Dog Tags. Typos on Menus."Inside Out Boys".The Combination of Narcissism and Nihilism.Forbidden Bridges.{["Puncuatation"]}.Zaprudering.Bollocks.NotBeingInte
rested.
Brusies.InterNatc-ialCouples.
Tits.SpinningtheBottle.
Pillows.Fraud.Overtipping.Asperger's Syndrome.
Flipping The Script."Best Boys"of Indie Films.Recursion.Pretending to not be Dislekik.Misspelling the word Vacuum.Commerce vs Art.Indignation.Aiding & Abetting.Cursing Em All Out.TransAtlantic Miles.Surf & Turf.Starting Away Uneasy.Catamarans."To Go Boxes".Abduction.Not Remembering Your Birthday.OverTipping.Silk Georgette.Shoestring Budgets.Changing The Locks.Snatching It Up.Perfect Stubble.Schemes.Gunmetal.Sketchy Hoodlums.Unexpected Keychanges In Songs.Asking For The "Du Jour" On The Side.Being Underwhelmed.Getting Into Fights I Know I Will Lose.Runnin' Amok.Being Jealous of People That Don't Exist.Mind F*cking,Witholding It,Deceit,Sousveillance,DeHumanization, Pronouncing"Robot"like"RowButt", Bluffing,
SneakingN2Movies, NotPayingTaxes, GrudgeFvcking/HoldingHands,
QueenswithKingBeds, WalksOfShame, Puns, BeingCliche, Caviar,
LickinBallS, Anti-Jokes, FvckBuddys, Drunk@Work, FakeNames,
PickPocketing, SugarBrothers, Biting, BeingSprung, WalkieTalkies,
FlirtingWithBlackLadies, TheAidsDiet, MakingPlaylistsToFvckTo,
GivingNicknames, Wikipedia, BeingLoud,
Sayin"StepOnItToots"/"ICouldMakeThat"In ArtGallerys, SubwayJaunts,
DrinkTickets, Starfvcking, WearingDirtyUndies,
SpuroftheMomentMonologues, CreatingCatchPhrases, DrPepper, Spicyfood,
Walk Offs, Saying"NiceToMeetU"2PeopleI'veAlreadyMet, UsingAirQuotes.
Chambers.
LipSyncin, InteracialCouples.Roombas.
Southern Accents & Protocol.
I'd like to meet:
Dr. Terminus
Bank Robbery Hostages
Shawdina
Fulminators
Pornosaurs
Geoffrey Raymond
Martin Deportes
Ethan Haas
Black Milkmen
Gaëtan Dugas
Harlan Ellison
"Trevor from Seattle"
Cyberpunks
Boys named Frederick.Meal Tickets.Imagineers.Girth Queens/Coin-Operated Boys/Notorious & Infamous NiQQer Lovers/Goldiggers
Punk Rock Drinkers/Smooth Operators/Chicken Dancers/Sellouts
Boys Who Hate Their xBoyfriends & Their Mother.
Boys Who Dont Say Stop.
Pepsi Drinkers.Coke Whores.An ElevatorPhopic *Str8 Edge* Antipreneur Foreign Hairless Tan Smooth
SeXteen Year old Tween Who will say "Yes yes yes" in his native tounge
throughout the night & Likes To Get Ffucked Up, Maybe Get
Ffucked?*Verg* W/ a Cockney Accent & Bee Stung Lips & Wind Tossed Hair
w/ Green Bette Davis Eyes whos in2 Sexual Tourism & has been *KICKED
OFF* of Friendster & Myspace at least once, pathological liars with a
jagged appendiX scar & wears High Fashion
underwear,fedoras,jockstraps,Dior accesiories & has a vitrine filled
with conversation starters Who Will Fly Across The World To Let Me
Fvck Him While I Dance To His iPod,While He's Wearing My iPod & Likes
to be Bitten & Have His SeXhair pulled & knows what Pantone 292 is &
will Bail me out.{myself from the future}- butimbusyso- Anytime next year
Music:
BandsnotOnMyspace,
Tryanglz, Digitalism,Envelopes,
Wyld Stallions,Imitate a Cat Puking, Thin White Duke, The
Final Countdown, The Knife, "You're2Big2FitNHere", Songs About Robots,
Tha Pumpusta
The Program, Songs Sung By Robots, ThighPaulSandra, ScrEMO, Punk
Floyd, Mashups, Travis, ElectroCLash, Dj jon jon Battles, Fagnetic
Mields, Coil, Sylvester Boy, Thievery Corporation, RobotVoices, Soft
Pink Truth, Tiga, Console, Mylo, SoulWax, Add N to (X), Madonna, I Am
The World Trade Center, Freezepop, Cazwell, Bran van 3K, Erasure,
Ozone, Amanda Lepore, &tony, Fourtet, WhiteStripes, Chemical Brothers,
Bowie, killers, Postal Service, ABBA, Gwen, kylie, Bob Dylan, Moby,
Beatles, Gellieman, Belle&SaBashdon, Boomkat, Prozzak, TheFaint
Movies:
..recursion..Sack Lunch.Tales of Mere Existence.Exile.On the Doll.
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
Lawnmower Man,Brainscan,Terminatorz(for the time travel & robots)What Is It?,"Oh Africa-Brave Africa", Mysterious Skin, V/Vendetta, Brick, Rubber Johnny, The *Eyes Wide
Shut* Trailer But Not The Movie, Naqoyqatsi, FernGully, Irreversible,
Schizopolis, Heights, A History Of Violence, Transamerica, Jesus Is
Magic, Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, Magnolia, The Aristocrats,
Elephant, Timecode, Safe, Rules of Attraction, The Shining, Project X,
Man Without A Face, Girls Will Be Girls, American Psycho, Gerry,
Donnie Darko, Clockwork Orange, SLC Punk, Saved, Party Monster, Pretty
Persuasion, Ong Bak, Broken film, Deathtrap, Labyrinth, Royal
Tenenbaums, 40 days & 40 Nights, Inside Lydia's Ass, The Corporation, Meg Ryan Movies,
Brad Pitt Vs Edward Norton
Television:
Nobody's Watching.You Gabba GabbaSarah Chron-icles.Clean House. Yes, Dear.Intervention.AFV. HSN. QVC. OC.Heroes (for the Time Travel).iCarly, Drake & Josh.Still Standing, Dexter, Lost Room, Aeon Flux, Rocko's Modern Life, El Amor Prohibido, Calling Public
Access Live TV (When Im Drunk), Arrested Development, Desperate
Houseboys, Curb Your Enthusiam, Masters Of Horror, The Comeback,
Quantum Leap, Martha Stewart Anything, Punkd.Lost, Simple life,
Golden Girls, Designing Women, Best Week Ever, Endurance.
Books:
Live From New York It's Lena Sharpe!Suskind.Erma Bombeck.Edward Gorey. Shel Silverstein. Road Dahl. Palahniuk. Brett Easton Jealous. Amy Hempel.Platform, Apathy & Other Small Victories, Valley Of The Dolls, , Syrup, The Long Walk, The Wanting Seed, Contortunist's Handbook, The Girl in the
Flameable Skirt, Jennifer Government, The Philosophy of Time Travel,
Chemical Pink, Shopgirl, The Devil
Wears Prada, The Heart Is Deceitful Above
All Things, Italian Vogue, Paper, Vice,
Found Magazine, XY, W,
Highlights, Cargo, US & Entertainment Weekly, British GQ, Details.Underwear Labels of Go-Go Boys.
Heroes:
Patient Zeros with Zero Patience.Rita Wilson.Jennnifer GreyKate Bradshaw.Laurie Anderson.MobyMaxBarryDavidFincherAndrewKevinWalkerAmyHempelA
mySedaris
ChuckPalahniukDavidSedarisMichelGondry
Chester Hanks
