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Mikey

Rice?

About Me

im very smart in a stupid kind of way. ill admit to that. ill also admit that...my breakfast dishes dont get cleaned until lunch time, i love laughing at the fact that my ass and foot loofah has been used on other peoples bodies for extended periods of time, i pretty much like to laugh and im glad the opportunity happens daily, im proud of the fact that i can be slapped in the face, lied/talked shit about, pushed against the wall repeatedly and still be the more mature person in the end, im fortunate to have a mother who is willing, able, and understanding enough to sort out lies from fact, my friends are amazing, they make my ego skyrocket when i know the rocket should be grounded, im incredibly thankful for the comcast classic rock station (weve been rocking out), theres so many things im willing to share about me...i guess thats a good start!

My Interests

tsos chicken is good

I'd like to meet:

bigfoot, bill clinton, an alien, a sugar momma, this so called god, a 40 year old virgin, mr. yuengling, a spider monkey, a broke girl who makes me laugh, a special olympic gold medal winner, a last place special olympian, conan obrien (again), a winning lottery ticket number and an oompah loompah...in no particular order of course.

Music:

i like music...as in music, not noise, so pretty much anything that doesnt make my brain hurt..

Movies:

usual suspects and any movie that comes close to as good as that was...lucky number sleven...so close and a cigar

Television:

sometimes

Books:

whatevers on sale at the goodwill

Heroes:

family