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Erica Keller ©

i brake for bacon

About Me

leavin the fryin pan for the fireprobably in your extended network. probably want to be deleted from your friends list. my house has no closets, so i just leave my skeletons lying around. im a boobed dude. a lil' c&w. retired romantic. tired. opposed to clothes. dance-aholic. cant live without dance-ahol. anarchi-tecture. match girl tryin not to burn up all the stick people. ambiguously shiny. prefer to take the stairs. was born from quicksand. boots made of seafoam. the inspiration for most of elvis's love songs. blue crush. lost cause. future trophy wife. a rock star in the shower and a tiger in the sack. if i was a superhero my superpower would be being underestimated. tomorrow i might wear spandex. if you would like to know more "about me," simply consult your nearest bathroom wall.

My Interests

hurricanes. ebay. drunk dialing. scratch-off lotto tickets. frontal nudity. pogs. my prospective untimely death. jack in the pack. patron silver. peeing in places that arent bathrooms. falling down. making out. mouth full of bacon. dances in underwear. if you kiss enough strangers youll never get sick again. im pretty resiliant. www.kurthalsey.com (for a moment we flew)

I'd like to meet:

moderation. leisure coffee. mom's sausage gravy. shiekra. jolene. a prince. joakim noah. mick foley. bill murray. steve martin. virginia hill. digital max. a financial panther. the chicken man. alpha male. you, at your worst. my wife. our husband. my good twin (ive ruined her life but ashley really misses her). ashley's good twin. "an educated guest." my friends in hell. my departing flight....

Music:

[techno marching bands with blacklight tubas] oh marina how did you get to where you are....

Movies:

[movies of my dreams] [father of the bride] [princess bride]

Television:

is reality

Books:

architecture

Heroes:

marina. bart simpson. TJPK. fillup g. toaster. www.marrow.org

My Blog

tribute

my favorite childhood story is hans christiansen andersons "little mermaid." in this story, the mermaid, whose name is marina, sacrifices her own life for the love of another. she is turned into seafo...
Posted by Erica Keller © on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST