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to be the man, you have to beat the man. and brother, i'm the man!

About Me

i'm tired. i'm drunk. i don't eat enough. i'm generally broke. i can't wait to get off of work. i listen to a lot of tom petty. i want you to listen to the cold ones. i used to live in georgia. i like funny movies and people. i'm 25. i feel much older than that. i'm a pessimist. i only start sentences with the letter i. i voted for kerry. i hope you vote for me one day. i hope i find out that willie nelson is my uncle. i am making this up as i go along. i don't want to stop.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a lot of people who are already dead. willie nelson, someone with the last name pabst, afroman circa 1994, tila tequilla, tom petty, stef jones, chris benoit, mick foley, ric flair, "super star" billy grahm, super crazy, sting(the wrestler, not the cop), vincent k. mcmahn, triple h., jim fucking ross, terry funk and a crooked dolphin boner.

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