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Local Ms. H

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About Me

A variety of techniques may be used to make the cut, but a doctor will generally crush the vernal meatus, urethra, and upper frenulum for 60 seconds with a straight mosquito hemostat and then divide crush line with fine-tipped scissors.I don't know, I'm still trying to figure me out.
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My Interests

The simplicity and complexity of nature. The laying down of ones own body in front of a bulldozer because the assholes keep paving paradise.( How many friggin banks and law offices do we need?)

I'd like to meet:

Would have liked to have met Dr. Albert Schweitzer....to cut a flower needlessly is a violation of the fundamental ethical principal of reverance for life. Also Mr. Gordon Zahler, my third cousin.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQG0Hv4Krg0

Music:

TOOL, radiohead, stevie ray, Modest Mouse, Blind Melon, Scarface, Ministry, Aperion (RIP) Patton+Angel Dust=great music to clean a flooded basement by......yardwork to the strains of Sepultura...Bob the man Marley, John Lee Hooker, Peeping Tom, Lovage, Neurosis...

Movies:

Fight Club, Office Space (thanx matt) Stand by me, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolfe? (great verbal and emotional abuse) All the brat pack movies (entertaining little bastards) The Shining, Donnie Darko. Shallow Grave, Blue Velvet, FULL METAL JACKET...."WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PYLE? "DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER.... god I love that line. A Bronx Tale.

Television:

That 70's Show. Basically anything on the Discovery and History Channels.

Books:

Don't read as much as I should. Just don't seem to have that kind of free time. Last book was by Carlos Castaneda. Really really loved Slaughterhouse Five.

Heroes:

Dr. Martin Luther King, Ghandi, Anwar Sadat, John Lennon. The peacemakers.

My Blog

MIne....one more time again.

Yeah so my favorite perfume of ALL TIME has been Le DE GIVENCHY. Actually since 1966. No other fragrance even comes close. I must have half a dozen bogus bottles bought off e-bay sitting hel...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

MUFFY, my favorite cat ever.

One crisp autumn evening he arrived at my window. He had followed the aroma of chicken roasting in my oven. Of course I had to feed him. Two plates of food, he was so hungry. Didn't really want anothe...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:15:00 PST

Relatively Speaking

Happenings this past weekend. 1) Sister flew in from Houston.        &nbs p;         &nbs p;    &...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

Welcome Back Jack

Okay, so after 8 years in the slammer Doctor Jack Kavorkian is finally released. Good. Should never have done time in the first place. Lots of news articles about him today but this one I found c...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST

Mothers Day 2007

As usual my children went out of their way to make my Mothers Day memorable. Not the usual stuff all the other moms receive....nope. No candy, no dinner, no flowers. Who cares about that crap when one...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

Southampton Police Department

So yesterday my daughter and I needed to report an incident of road rage. No. More like road freak the fuck out. The freakjob actually got out of her SUV wanting to fight my daughter. Spewing insanity...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Tribute to Moses

Today it was solidified. Moses, a wonderful cat was hit by a car? truck? whatever. There were 3 of us who took care of him. We named him Moses, others named him Pumpkin and Reddsy. I had an elect...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:53:00 PST

Halloween

I always end up working on halloween night so I put a large bowl of candy on my porch so the 3 kids that do come to my house can at least have something. Last year I informed one of those children (my...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

The one stance that makes me CRAZY

I'm talking physical stance. You people who stand with your hands on your hips, elbows extended outwards. You are taking up too much room. You force me to weave and bend around you because of those po...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

How to tell if you have lyme disease. 1) You have a bite on your leg that's the size of a dinner plate. (actually 22 centimeters) 2) You go to the doctor because the damned thing is starting to extend...
Posted by Local Ms. H on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST