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George Carlin

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate

My Interests

Lenny Bruce, Steven Wright, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedberg, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart and Bill Maher

Music:

1966 Take Offs and Put Ons1972 FM & AM Class Clown1973 Occupation: Foole1974 Toledo Window Box1975 An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszo1977 On the Road1981 A Place for My Stuff1984 Carlin On Campus1986 Playin' With Your Head1988 What Am I Doing In New Jersey?1990 Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics1992 Jammin' in New York Classic Gold1995 Killer Carlin1996 Back in Town1999 You Are All Diseased The Little David Years (1971-1977) (Box Set) (includes 'Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc Not for Sale Anywhere!')2001 Napalm & Silly Putty Complaints and Grievances2002 More Napalm & Silly Putty George Carlin on Comedy2006 Life Is Worth Losing

Movies:

Happily N'Ever After (2006) (Rick; voice only)Cars (2006) (voice of 'Filmore' - a 1960 VW Mini-Bus)The Aristocrats (2005)Tarzan 2 (2005) (voice of 'Zugor')Jersey Girl (2004)Scary Movie 3 (2003)Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)Dogma (1999)The Prince of Tides (1991)Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)Outrageous Fortune (1987)Americathon 1998 (1979)Car Wash (1976)With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Television:

Shining Time Station (as "Mr. Conductor") (1991-1993) PBS13 specials for Home Box OfficeThomas the Tank Engine and Friends (as American Narrator and Mr. Conductor) (1991-1994)The George Carlin Show (as "George O'Grady") (1994) FoxJustin Case (as "Justin Case") (1988) Dir. Blake EdwardsThat Girl (as "George Lester") (1966)

Books:

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)Napalm and Silly Putty (2002)Brain Droppings (1997)Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help (1984)

Heroes:

Joe Pesci