Erection coverage |
Friends and Freudians,
Ah, the week after an election. The smell of democracy is in the air and it smells like cow manure on the garden outside my window. There's been a change in regime i... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST |
Making Your Day Job Less Suck |
Friends and felchers,
This is your fucker, Dan F. Gillis trois reporting live and direct from my pleasure dome in beautiful Culver City.
Today I come at you with an article that is very dear to... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST |
Tijuana is the town for love |
Hey friends of Dan,
You may have heard the rumor that I went south, into the deepest south that was ever south last week for an adventure of a weektime.
Yes, kids, I went to Tijuana.
But not fo... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST |
Tie me up, Tie me down |
Hey there frankenfurers!
How's work? Oh me? Well, Im not at work, I just have been hanging out all morning, taking naps and the like. I also ate a great breakfast, which was much unl... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST |
Barfing on your friends |
Young bucks and sweet fucks,It appears as though I am posting on a new day, yes/no? You see, I am now going to be posting twice as much as I did in the past. What does that mean to you, th... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Nuts, et al. |
Dear Flapjacks,
I know there is a fear that brews in your heart and nostrils about things you don't understand. I know you're scared of him and his nuts.
Yes, I met Mr. Peanut at the LA county f... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:31:00 PST |
Poking/Asians |
Bigger than a booty quake, it's my new article:Poker in the Front, Liquor in the RearI think you know damn well, what it's about.I do make one reference to Ross (the clothing emporium not the Friend)O... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST |
Snakes In a Plane/ my pants |
Dearest Froggers and Freaknasties,What's that sound in the distance? Is it a Bird? Is it a plane? Is it a missle flying into the Lebanese airport? No, silly billies, it's my new article Snakes On the ... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST |
Haters CAN be daters! |
Yes, my fine farting felines, it is true.Another Dan Gillis, III article has descended from the heavens to your very own slice of internet.All ribbed for your pleasure.This week, I tackled the dating ... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST |
Bobcat Goldthwait, April O'Neil, Horsies |
Hey kids,
Check out www.underbellyla.blogspot.com for my blogasaurus about horsies and hot doggery at Holly Park Track. If you want to know some behind the scenes hot shit, comment me up, and I'... Posted by Dan Fucking Gillis, III on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:47:00 PST |