Laura - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm tired of rewriting this to make it seem more/less interesting. The basics? My name is Laura. I fit into the 18-25-age bracket. I like high fashion, synthesizers, big sunglasses, small purses, loud music, and the never-ending quest to take the best photo I've ever taken (none of which appear here, and probably never will). I won't date you. I won't make out with you. I definitely will not sleep with you. I don't want you to tell me I am "fine." I do not want to hear any of the things "you would do to me." I am not interested in receiving free iPhones. I also don't want to repost your bulletins. I don't add bands anymore, but I do add comedians.I love comedians. I don't add businesses. DO YOU HEAR ME MASSAGE SCHOOL. I MARK YOU AS SPAM. STOP SPAMMING ME. I don't like that "Little People, Big World" show, because that little kid looks like B.J. Novak and it creeps me out. If you have a problem with any of this (especially the midget parts), then don't contact me. aim- menoditre (but don't bother if you are the type of person who uses your computer to broadcast your agenda all over the tubes- I don't need it, nor do I want it)

My Interests

synthesizers, driving, photoshop, clothes, fashion, zink magazine, nylon magazine, cooking, entertaining, being entertained, british vogue, prada, your mother (seriously she is really good)

I'd like to meet:

New friends, old friends. People who make this interesting. Also, I would like some new lady friends. Most girls bore me, so it's a challenge.

Music:

Amy Winhouse
Anathallo
Arcade Fire
Arrah and the Ferns
Astronautalis
Augustana
B-52's
Band of Horses
Ben Folds
Ben Kweller
Benton Falls
Billie Holiday
Bloc Party
Brandtson
Bright Eyes
Caesars
Cibbo Matto
Cyndi Lauper
Death Cab For Cutie
Editors
Ella Fitzgerald
Erik Satie
Etta James
Everything But The Girl
Fall Out Boy
Feist
Foals
Forward,Russia!
Frank Sinatra
Franz Ferdinand
Funeral for a Friend
Get Up Kids
Gnarls Barkley
Hello Goodbye
Hot Hot Heat
House of Fools
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
Ingrid Michaelson
Iron and Wine
Islands
Jukebox the Ghost
Junior Senior
Kaiser Chiefs
Kate Nash
Keren Ann
Loch Lomond
Louis XIV
MIA
Murder by Death
Of Montreal
Pedro The Lion
People in Planes
Planes Mistaken for Stars
Saves The Day
Shout Out Louds
Slowride
Sparta
Straylight Run
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists
The Alkaline Trio
The Appleseed Cast
The Bravery
The Clash
The Cribs
The Decemberists
The Feeling
The Helio Sequence
The Hoosiers
The Hives
The Killers
The Mars Volta
The Postal Service
The Promise Ring
The Rocket Summer
The Shins
The Stills
The Strokes
Vampire Weekend
Viva Voce

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Heathers, I Am Curious: Yellow, North by Northwest,Sixteen Candles, Valley of The Dolls, Vertigo, Welcome To The Dollhouse, V for Vendetta, High Fidelity

Television:

Americas Next Top Model, The Daily Show, Fashion Trance, Project Runway, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, House, 30 Rock

Books:

Candide, The Catcher in The Rye, The Great Gatsby, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, The Stranger, The Sybil

Heroes:

Sergei Rachmaninoff, Eric Satie, Voltaire, Ghandi

My Blog

Uhhhhh. Factoid

I was going to post this as a bulletin, but it seemed too IMPORTANT. Cause you totally give a shit that I don't care for olives. YOU HAVE TO GIVE A SHIT IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND. Dickhead.1. Are you afrai...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

i have not done this in awhile

my recent involvement in illicit makeouts is not bothering me as much as it should! !
Posted by Laura on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:25:00 PST

Red frickin hair.

I want my hair to be more red. It isnt that i dont like it how it is, cause I do, but id like it to be more red. or something. me and my red hair are gettin down though.
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Obligatory Frisbee Post

Starting NOW I have no good reasons to not play ultimate frisbee on wedensdays like im supposed to. Unless I get really sick. But snow or cold is officially NO EXCUSE. I havent played since prior to c...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I HATE LIVING IN MICHIGAN

Not because its a bad state or anything. Don't get me wrong here. It's just that it is too far north. It is SO cold right now, and I am inside, and the heat is on, but its still way too cold. It's the...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Huh?

Like seven to ten minutes ago, I was multitasking, and energetic, and just great. And now its like someone pressed pause. Im not doing anything, and i ran out of excitement. Something should happen th...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST