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Chris

Cognitive Dissonance... Keepin' Bitchez in check since 1956

About Me

25% Irish, 75% Italian. I'm one of those outgoing easygoing types. I'm a huge goof. I live for today and for tomorrow. My sense of humor is sarcastic, sometimes dry. I love cold drinks, and warm weather. I believe in making progress and having fun at the same time. I welcome challenges and live with no fears.

Spinning Fire at Burning Women @ The Masquerade (i'm on the left)

r Spinning fire at Alchemy (i bust out at 4:13 in this vid)
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Your results:
You are Superman Superman 100% Green Lantern 85% Supergirl 70% Spider-Man 70% Catwoman 65% Hulk 65% Wonder Woman 60% The Flash 60% Iron Man 60% Robin 57% Batman 55% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

* Watersports
* Football
* Fishing
* Camping
* Cards (not poker)
* Games (video & board)
* Spinnin' fire

I'd like to meet:

People who are down to live life not loathe it. My score on The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test :

The Count
(You scored 64% Organization, 25% abstract, and 59% extroverted!)

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

Music:

-DJ Infinity
-Hybrid
-Bedrock
-Deepsky
-Journey
-Steve Miller
-ZZ Top
-Sponge
-Evanesence
-Linkin Park
-311
-Dropkick Murpheys
-Guttermouth
-Blink 182
-Less Than Jake
-Pennywise
-Sublime
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Jamiroquai
-Prodigy
-Underworld
-VNV Nation
-The Postal Service
-Amiel
-Infusion
-Icey
-John B
-Way Out West
-Oakenfold
-Pendulum
-LTJ Bukem
-High Contrast

Movies:

* Wierd Science "You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue"
* Supertroopers "Meow?"
* Casino Royale "Why cant nice guys be more like you?" "Because then they'd be bad..."
* Hackers "Did your Mommy buy you a puter for Christmas?"
* Eurotrip "Fun fact: You kissed your sister dude!"
* The Goonies "Come on chunk lets see the truffle shuffle!"
* Catch me if you can "You give me that cashiers check, and i'll give you cash"
* Army of Darkness "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun!"
* Waiting "You know I give you the mad-phat, super-fly, stupid-dope,dumb-ass, retarded,bomb-shit props."
* The Breakfast Club "Does barry manilow know you raided his wardrobe"
* Oceans Eleven "Ted Nugent called: He wants his shirt back"
* Human Traffic "I'm making love to the music man. And believe me, I can go all night."
* Billy Madison "Sooooo hottt. Want to touch the hiney!"
* Zoolander "There has got to be more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."
* Layer Cake "Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache, pal! "
* Haggard "DOUBLE THE FUCK DRAGON PUSSIES!!1!!"
* Mallrats "Phase one, first you take a run at lefores with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it myself but I threw my back out fucking your mom last night. Nooch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in and I attack the structure Wolvie Berserk style, knock out the pin and biggity bam the mother fucker is rubble. Hence, no game show!"
* Superbad
* Knocked Up
* I heart Huckabees
* Boondock Saints
* Hostage
* Bullet
* Running Scared
* The Island
* Independance Day
* Starship troopers
* Beautiful girls
* High fidelity
* Ferris beulers day off
* Requiem for a Dream
* Trainspotting
* Run Lola Run
* The Game
* Usual suspects
* Casino
* Gladiator
* Closer
* Eternal sunshine
* Wild Things
* Gangs of New York
* The Beach
* Collateral
* Romper stomper
* Carlito's Way
* Goodfellas
* The Departed

Television:

* Scrubs
* Sopranos
* Aqua Teen
* Sealab 2021

Books:

* 1984
* Great Gatsby
* Through the Ice
* Piers Anthony novels

Heroes:

-&nbsp Henry Rollins

-&nbsp Bruce Campbell

-&nbsp Daryl Hannah

-&nbsp Neal Boortz

My Blog

I feel great today!

In case you've been wondering where i ran off to, i will let you know that i've been working long hours all summer.  I just got off of 12 hour shifts after labor day.  Many of you might hear...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 04:13:00 PST

Spine chilling True story....

This is a lesser known tale of death at sea...a crew of a ship called the Ourang Medan. Now everyone has heard of the Mary Celeste (if not, in a small description, the Mary Celeste was a ghost ship f...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

How you know when the date is over.

Her: "What would you say if I told you that I'm pregnant?"Me: "Check please!" Oh hey little ice cream balls! DeliciousOH GOD THIS IS BUTTER "I think you'll be a wonderful father. I want to hav...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:11:00 PST