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Han Jones

Please don't throw an eppi....

About Me

Budding photographer, slave to the wage, white lab shirt wearer (see: 'al', 'smalls', 'chris', 'hannah', 'ste', 'nat' and 'the sanguine' for more jessops fun), all singing, all dancing (no seriously), great at english, shite at maths, reading the metro on the 163, printing peoples' shitely pictures of the wheel in exchange square, hate my arse, love my eyebrows, have a girl cat called kevin, bought a sexy blue dress i'm never gonna wear, tell people i'm a double hard bastard, always cry when holly goes back into the alleyway to find cat, love listening to music, never know what to say about it, otis when i feel like shit, stevie when i don't, got loads of books i've never read, sceptic believer, outgoing, yet socially retarded, forensic detectives at 11pm on discovery channel, archaeology geek, mick rock saved my life, so did my dad (from musical hell at 5 years old - maxine nightingale; right back where we started from), anton corbijn, jeff wall, banksy (there's a banksy on the wall where i work...), loretta lux, kevin cummins, mark tichner, natalie potts, would-be chartist and luddite ,waging a secret war against the english heritage, should have been born in the 40's, tidy as hell, hate cleaning. think that's it. oh, hate myspace, apologies if it looks poo.
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My Interests

Some words of wisdom (and abuse) from Liam Gallagher:'Are yer lookin' for a slap? I'll kick yer fookin' ankle! Yer come round 'ere lookin' like a little cat who's just done his first poo askin me to kiss him- what's up wiv yer??'

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to talk about good things. not cheeky people who just want to use and abuse my ranking as a novice myspace user. anyone who wants to talk about art, music (nowt shite), photography, books of all kinds (enjoyed the ecclesiastical history of the english people written by bede), anything funny, etc, etc. no dandyarses please. oh, and if you hate english heritage, get in touch.

Music:



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in no particular order: sigur ros, tom waits, manics, idlewild, 4 hero, amy winehouse, sam flanagan, the cure, the datsuns, daft punk, antony and the johnsons, deftones, dj shadow, fleetwood mac, harry belafonte, jilted john, love, massive attack, nick cave & the bad seeds, pixies, prince, the rapture, ray charles, ray lamontagne, rhcp, sage francis, smoking popes, joy division, the shins, bloc party, the undertones, outline, arcade fire, cream, violent femmes, mr scruff, pink floyd, beastie boys, the specials, the streets, run dmc, the black keys, tom vek, wolfmother, kelis, the raveonettes, gwen stefani, my computer, eagles of death metal, dilated peoples, iron and wine, queens of the stone age, skunk anansie, james lavelle, doves, peaches, calexico, elliot smith, blur, john lee hooker, be your own pet, regina spektor, transplants, jeff buckley, kasabian, kings of leon, neil diamond, patti smith, jacqueline du pre, u2, dead kennedys, jose gonzales, the gossip, black jackson, yeah yeah yeahs, soulwax/2 many djs, queen, rage against the machine, the rank deluxe, air, the small faces, otis redding, stevie wonder, johnny cash, ste malkmus, r.e.m., foo fighters, lauryn hill, sia, the divine comedy, the clash, placebo, muse, the doors, primal scream, the beatles, beck, buck 65, the chemical brothers, smashing pumpkins, the who, belle & sebastian, david bowie, death in vegas, interpol, led zepplin, bjork, bush, leftfield, radiohead, tsuji giri, nirvana, pj harvey, gomez, the cranberries, rufus wainwright, turin brakes, ian brown, alicia keys, the beta band, the vines, justin trousersnake, new order, bentley rhythm ace, eels, electric light orchestra, ram jam, the police, elton john, elvis, james brown.

Movies:

the royal tenenbaums, napoleon dynamite, steve zissou, lost in translation, panic room, breakfast at tiffany's, some like it hot, cabaret, chicago, charlie and the chocolate factory (old & new), monster, monsters inc, twenty four hour party people, bridget jones (1 & 2), jumping jack flash, shaun of the dead, dumb and dumber, sister act (see the pattern?), borat (naked wrestling, v. funny) amelie, 28 days later, any johnny depp film, any tim burton film, happiness of the katakuris, spirited away, cactus flower, the mask, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, and thanks to the blanch; dazed and confused, garden state, battle royale.

Television:

green wing, forensic detectives, red dwarf, the simpsons, family guy, look around you, the mighty boosh, futurama, american chopper, any david starkey/simon schama/adam hart-davies doc, friends, when the boat comes in, dad's army, monty python, the two ronnies, morecambe and wise.

Books:

winnie the pooh and the house at pooh corner::aa milne, london hanged::grahame linebaugh, the making of the english working class::e.p. thompson all harry potter books a history of archaeological thought::bruce g. trigger zen and the art of motorcycle maintenence::robert m. persig to kill a mockingbird::harper lee, the ongoing moment::geoff dyer, roots::alex haley, malcolm x::alex haley, testament of youth::vera brittain, the woman who walked into doors::roddy doyle, american psycho::brett easton ellis, stupid white men::michael moore, little women::louisa may alcott, impossible saints::michelle roberts, the full circle::alexander solzhenitsyn, frankenstein::mary shelley, captain corelli's mandolin::louis de bernieres, lord of the flies::william golding, the return of the native::thomas hardy, wuthering heights::charlotte bronte, northanger abbey::jane austen, pride and prejudice::jane austen, sense and sensability::jane austen, persuasion::jane austen, the virgin suicides::jeffrey eugenides, eating people is wrong::malcolm bradbury, breaking out of the box::edward de bono, margrave of the marshes::john peel, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy::douglas adams, othello::william shakespeare, anthony and cleopatra::william shakespeare, romeo and juliet::will shakespeare, macbeth::bill shakespeare, breakfast at tiffany's::truman capote, streetcar named desire::tennessee williams, sweet soul music::peter guralnick, the vesuvius club::mark gatiss, this book will save your life::a.m. homes.

Heroes:

my mum, my pops, the missus, mr blackburn, helen, john peel, richard branson, david starkey, spike milligan, stephen fry, marilyn monroe, j.f.k., elvis, malcolm x, joe royle, andy ritchie, paul scholes (he's coming to latics, you know..), frankie bunn, anton corbijn, kevin cummins, rene burri, mick rock, ray charles, mohammed ali, the pankhursts, henry hunt, whoopi goldberg, kermit the frog.

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My Blog

HAPPY NEW YEAR, KIDS!

hello kids! happy N.Y. 2007! i'm sure you all got v. drunk as i did (a bottle of gin helped me), and got a bit sad, and a bit fed up about weight, smoking, the environment, having a shit job at jessop...
Posted by Han Jones on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:44:00 PST

IWANNAREADTHIS XMAS SPECIAL

HEY PEEPS! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE LATEST IWANNAREADTHIS BLOG-THINGY WILL BE OUT ON THE 14TH- AND CROSS FINGERS, THE MCR CHRISTMAS MARKETS PICS I TOOK 4 JPEE SHOULD BE THERE TOO, SO CHECK IT OUT...
Posted by Han Jones on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:41:00 PST

column in progress 4 i wanna read this...

oh, by the way, i'm currently keeping my ill self busy by working on column 4 jpee, and the wonderful online xmas special blogthingyme, i wanna read this. (see 'my friends' for link).  read...
Posted by Han Jones on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST

i'mill...

i'm sooo ill! i can't stand it!  already i've bought numerous things off 'cyberweb n spent lots of hsbc's money. tis not good. how do you remedy this?  what do you do when ur bored n u ...
Posted by Han Jones on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

i finished the myspace thing...

hurrah! taking a well earned rest in bed after spending two full days trying to set up my myspace page.  i'm a vey reluctant user, but hey, i don't wanna get left behind either... anyhoo, i ...
Posted by Han Jones on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST

movie buff?

Your Movie Buff Quotient: 78% You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD re...
Posted by Han Jones on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

left brained or right brained?

You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.Left brained people are good at communication and persuading ot...
Posted by Han Jones on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

From the sky: big pile of monkey shite...

A note to all bands, promoters, event managers etc; DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, let band, FROM THE SKY from Gloucester, touch ANY of your equipment... they trash it, and generally kick the living ...
Posted by Han Jones on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST