one time for ya mind one time, one time for ya mind one time...
Well it started back in late 1984 when my dad obviously got my mum drunk and knocked her up. I would like to think of mine as a divine birth but in fact i think it was very far from that... in fact i think the doctors were blindfolded during the birth to save themselves from the horror. Alas nine months later from that fateful evening in the backseat of my dad's toyota corona Blue bird I was born. The date was the second of April 1985. Sue and Murray Horn did not know what they were in for!!!!! Marty McFly was also there. From there i grew into a strange young lad with a fascination for vicious animals and weird things that ignite easily. My parents also laid a second spawn in 1987... unfortunately it was slightly deformed and had the uncanny ability to change jobs weekly and grow a beard much before me. I spent much of my early years turning over stones and wading through creeks along with looking at naked photos in my mum's anatomy books. They weren't her either. From here i went to a school with rum chugging ogre's that seemed to enjoy throwing a piece of material around and having big sweaty hugs in the middle of a muddy field wearing small shorts. I ran with a herd of outcasts who seemed to enjoy rolling round on planks with four wheels and writing names on walls. From here i progressed to ritualistic dance in which contorted forms and cranial rotation were common place... I by this stage had seperated myself so far from the tribes people that i began communicating in a series of clicks and beeps and was further ostracised by this so called educational institute. After several failed expulsion attempts by the school marshall due to a mysterious spate of graffiti and vending machine break-ins the creature we shall refer to as "Tom" was ready for the outside world.... Oh little did the know what was to come... either did I as i have run out of creative writing skills. Uh me make music, me put out Unfiltered EP 2007. You buy cd, ME BUY GOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Well there were three guys that really impressed me while I was at the Beatbox Battle Championship in Germany. It has to be Tom Thumb, Roxorloops, and the other dude who partnered with Tom Thumb" SCRATCH from the legendary ROOTS crew.
