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tommy illfigga

off to adelaide for southern chaotic comfort

About Me

one time for ya mind one time, one time for ya mind one time... Well it started back in late 1984 when my dad obviously got my mum drunk and knocked her up. I would like to think of mine as a divine birth but in fact i think it was very far from that... in fact i think the doctors were blindfolded during the birth to save themselves from the horror. Alas nine months later from that fateful evening in the backseat of my dad's toyota corona Blue bird I was born. The date was the second of April 1985. Sue and Murray Horn did not know what they were in for!!!!! Marty McFly was also there. From there i grew into a strange young lad with a fascination for vicious animals and weird things that ignite easily. My parents also laid a second spawn in 1987... unfortunately it was slightly deformed and had the uncanny ability to change jobs weekly and grow a beard much before me. I spent much of my early years turning over stones and wading through creeks along with looking at naked photos in my mum's anatomy books. They weren't her either. From here i went to a school with rum chugging ogre's that seemed to enjoy throwing a piece of material around and having big sweaty hugs in the middle of a muddy field wearing small shorts. I ran with a herd of outcasts who seemed to enjoy rolling round on planks with four wheels and writing names on walls. From here i progressed to ritualistic dance in which contorted forms and cranial rotation were common place... I by this stage had seperated myself so far from the tribes people that i began communicating in a series of clicks and beeps and was further ostracised by this so called educational institute. After several failed expulsion attempts by the school marshall due to a mysterious spate of graffiti and vending machine break-ins the creature we shall refer to as "Tom" was ready for the outside world.... Oh little did the know what was to come... either did I as i have run out of creative writing skills. Uh me make music, me put out Unfiltered EP 2007. You buy cd, ME BUY GOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !
"Well there were three guys that really impressed me while I was at the Beatbox Battle Championship in Germany. It has to be Tom Thumb, Roxorloops, and the other dude who partnered with Tom Thumb" SCRATCH from the legendary ROOTS crew.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/25/2006
Band Website: stay tuned
Band Members: TOMMY ILLFIGGAA DYIN BREED!! TOMMY ILL PROPHET RAYZA ADVERSE JAYSKE on the wheels of STEELFRE-AGENTS (extended version) TOM THUM BRHINO BGIRL FLIX BBOY PRIMO BBOY STEEZE BBOY BAPS PIE

my label mate and hombre be sure to cop this!
Influences: Doug e Fresh, Fat boys, Run Dmc, Tuff Crew, any old Electro (real electro not the gay modern day shit) Def Wish Cast, Lazy Grey, Big Pun, Big L, Apathy, Q-Unique, Non Phixion, Das efx, EPMD, Public Enemy, Lyrical Commission, SBX, The Hoods, Simplex, Morganics, Killa Kela, Kenny Muhummed, Immortal Tech, Diabolical, Dilated peoples, Mobb deep production wise, Wu-Tang, BRISBANE, Qbert. Versastyle,busk,rely and seiz and exit and all the real bboys who helped me along and schooled me on real hip hop. left one, Hip hop as a whole. I dunno there are so many! all the bboys, beat boxers, mcees, writers and DJS. word
Sounds Like: exactly what u should be hearing through the player at the top right of this page, unless of course you are deaf, if u are deaf it will sound like__________________ ...
Record Label: UNITED NOTIONS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

rip dj bribe

big loss to aussie hip hop a legend and a pioneer, didn't know the dude as well as most but i'm sure the whole aussie hip hop scene is goin to miss him a hell of alot. Big ups to bribe ...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST

ADELAIDE

check check in adelaide any one from here hit us up cause i am solo. i am the worst backpacker ever. I WILL eat your food. I will fuckin do it so cover up ur pizza and lock all ya savouries. I will sp...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:49:00 PST

disclaimer

just a warning...if u meet me when i'm pissed i won't remember it. If I say anything to u when i'm pissed it's probably bad so i apologize in advance. sorry. fuck.
Posted by tommy illfigga on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST

LOST MY FUCKIN PHONE AGAIN

ok peep it after havin a phone back for nigh on a day i proceeeded to lose it. word and i am poor so i will not be gettin a new one for a while n it will probably be a diff number cause vodafone has l...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

good vibes

yo if anyone saw me at goodvibes let me know cause i literally remember nothing at all. WROD 4TH YOUFOLSTERY
Posted by tommy illfigga on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST

INJURY BOY!!!!

It was a dark night on April the 2nd 1985. The Wardens at Mater hospital had just finished emptying the last of the day's medical waste into the sanitary dumpster when a violent thunderstorm struck. B...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:07:00 PST

PENSION FOR THE AGED BBOYS

Ah another injury sustained thanks to that wonderful artform one likes to call bboying. Apparently i have a sprained ankle although i disaggree as it hasn't swollen up yet and i still cannot put any w...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

PLEASE READ THIS IF U THINK I AM A SNOBBB

check checkity check. If u are reading this than u obviously think i am a snob. fair enough. But for real if there is any reason that i haven't been gettin back to people on my comments or messages it...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

chicks on crack.

every single chick i have met recently is on crack. lay off the crack. if u aren't on crack get at me. 
Posted by tommy illfigga on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:05:00 PST

cunt off

yep indeed merry fuckin new years!!! and here is a shithouse blog to start it off! Because i put quiz as the topic for the blog i'm goin to start off with a little quiz...q. who reads blogsa. fuckin n...
Posted by tommy illfigga on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST