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dirty gnocchi!

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About Me

...i like shoes, eating, dancing, singing, drinking, pooping, staring, boys with tats, and ur mom! former showgirl from vegas now barbacking at centrifuge at mgm in vegas! currently performing with the lost vega's crew at empire ballroom! i like to grab balls and act an ass in public, holler! Layout made by dope_lyfe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBK66Y6PBWs

My Interests

fat boys, computer geeks, and men that pick their nose and eat their boogers.....mmmmm

Your Fashion Style is Urban

You've got a style all your own... and it worksNot too trendy, not too freaky - you've got streetwear down to a scienceYou always look cute and put together, but keep it comfortable tooYou're the type of girl that creates trends and inspires others to be funky What's Your Fashion Style? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

You are a Great Girlfriend

When it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too! Are You a Good Girlfriend? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Your Element is Fire

Your power color: redYour energy: hotYour season: springLike a fire, you are full of power and light.A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous.You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. What Element Are You?

Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You? Take the quiz: "what TYPE of guy is right for you?"

Punk
loves to skate , rock out , fun to hang out with , loyal to any close friends . hes got that bad boy image but underneath it all he's sweet and sensitive !!!! .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which Michael Jackson song are you?
Rock With You
"I wanna rock with you (all night). Dance you into day (sunlight). I wanna rock with you (all night). We’re gonna rock the night away"

Click Here to Take This Quiz
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what decade does your personality live in?

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You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?

I'd like to meet:

UR MOM, BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! she said eat ur vegetables!jake gyllenhaal!!!!!!!!!!!!! so i can marry him...hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBK66Y6PBWs

Music:

i luv almost everything.......i luv the cure, thursday,the used, blink 182, incubus, the strokes, 311, nirvana, u2, guns and roses, this really kool band called estrela, kanye west, black eyed peas, dead presidents, jay-z, wu-tang, nikka costa, teena marie, no doubt, lupe fiasco, 30 seconds to mars, taking back sunday, ARMOR FOR SLEEP, my chemical romance, common, talib kweli, THE NEPTUNES, anything a lil rocked as well as old skool hip hop.

Movies:

well i like "that night", "kill bill 1 and 2", the matrix movies, SCARFACE!!!!!!!! old skool, NAPOLEON DYNOMITE anything with angelina jolie!!!! i luv her! and the one i made with ur dad last night!

Television:

simpsons, family guy, my so-called life, sex and the city, the oc, alias, csi, friends, chappelle show, mind of mencia, south park, greys anatomy, the o.c., best week ever and the soup
Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

Books:

to be honest i really like to read books about spies. like tom clancy books. infiltration, mysteries...that kinda shit...yea i'm kinda dorky

Heroes:

my mom, brittany holmes, my great grandmother, pink, dave grohl, oprah, andy mcdonald, elmo....and the guy in kids with no legs...pimp

My Blog

GOLDEN RAINBOW...READ RIGHT NOW!

ok so golden rainbow is an aids benefit show put on every year to help raise money to help find a cure for aids.  most of the shows and enterainers her on the strip put together some little ditt...
Posted by dirty gnocchi! on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST

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Posted by dirty gnocchi! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegas baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would like everyone to know that after unsuccessfully auditioning for jubilee like 6 times, i finally made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm gonna be a vegas showgirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by dirty gnocchi! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sometimes people are juss a lil too dumb...

ok, so usually when ur pregnant, u stop hanging out at bars with ur friends, and start focusing on ur baby, right? just want to make sure i'm not fucking crazy! ...
Posted by dirty gnocchi! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mama's got sheets fresh as the sunshine, mama's got the magic of chlorox bleach!

i'm not good at starting these things. i like making fun of really stupid things, juss so u kno. i kinda don't have anything to talk about at the moment....but trust me i will soon then i'll annoy u...
Posted by dirty gnocchi! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST