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About Me

Hello all and welcome to my flashy abode. I work hard to keep it nice and fresh for you. As you may have noticed by this time, I am a music freak. What is life without it? Feel free to browse around and stay as long as you like. Mi casa es su casa. The players to your left are the pride and joy of my music stash here. Play with them. As you may not know, I am a writer and a poet. My poetry is blogged above for you to browse. Please leave me comments and criticism. I work from the heart. It means a lot! So, without further delay, read on and let the swearing begin!
"Think for yourself, question authority. Throughout human history as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos. It has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who've attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rule, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable openmindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform your self. Think for yourself, question authority."
~ Timothy Leary
I'm a tall, silly fucker! I work around silly fuckers! I play around silly fuckers! I live with a silly fucker. I'm into fun people. Rest assured I am mildly entertaining to say the least. I am multi-talented! I can have sex and chew gum! I can read and write. I know my left from my right. I can hold my liquor. I swear almost 80 % of the time I use sentences, and I can barely speak english. I have a job. I am a stripper by night. I am "Assopopolous"

My Interests



For those of you with slower computers I have installed this handy device. These are your ruby red slippers, Dorothy!

Did you know:

You are currently listening to my favorite band on earth? Tool in your mothafuckin ear!

Music, literature, art, cartoons, movies, and anything expensive that plugs into a wall.

~ My favorite team ~

The Pittsburgh Steelers

I'd like to meet:



~ Maynard James Keenan!!! I love that guy and all of the things that leave his mouth are golden. I might blow him if he asks nicely! I saw Tool in Denver and Chicago before they toured Europe again. And who wants to bet I see them again when they come through St. Louis?!

~ Bush so I can piss on his shoes and tell him I voted for the other guy when I don't even remember who the fuck he was! I hate that guy!

~ Bush Sr. so I can ask him why he never pulled out of Barbara! What an idiot!

~ L. Ron Hubbard so I can call him a self-righteous ass and a retard! Am I angry? I can no longer get my weekly fix of the birds and the bees from Isaac Hayes on South Park and it's all because of L. Ron Hubbard. Yeah fuck Tom Cruise too.

~ A woman who shares my foul sense of humor with a cute butt. It's true, we love butts!

~ Buddha because he is the supreme drugged-up hippy and I think that fucking rocks!

~ Other people with swearing problems!

~ New friends who work hard and play harder!

~ The fucker who started Reality TV.

~ And I would love to meet all of you.

~ And your mom!

Get a hold of me.

~ jason_tucker72

~ [email protected]



Music:

~ My favorite musicians ~

I have a nice collection of music vids. Feel free to check them out. More added constantly.

A Perfect Circle
~ 3 Libras
~ Counting Bodies
~ Imagine
~ Judith
~ The Noose (live)
~ The Outsider
~ Weak And Powerless

Alice In Chains
~ Nutshell(unplugged)
~ Them Bones

Björk
~ All Is Full Of Love
~ Army Of Me
~ Bachelorette
~ Human Behavior
~ Isobel
~ It's In Our Hands
~ Pagan Poetry
~ Possibly Maybe

Coldplay
~ Clocks
~ In My Place

D'Angelo
~ Lady (Remix feat. AZ)
~ Untitled (How Does It Feel)

David Bowie
~ Afraid Of Americans (feat. Nine Inch Nails)

Disturbed
~ Prayer

Green Jelly
~ Three Little Pigs

Incubus
~ Drive
~ Mexico (unplugged)
~ Talk Shows On Mute
~ Warning
~ Wish You Were Here

Jane's Addiction
~ Jane Says (live)

Kanye West
~ Brand New (feat. Rhymefest)
~ Heard Em Say (feat. Adam Levine)

Method Man and Redman
~ Da Rockwilder
~ How High (remix)
~ Y.O.U.

Pearl Jam
~ Jeremy

Rage Against The Machine
~ Sleep Now In The Fire
~ Renegades Of Funk
~ No Shelter
~ Testify

Staind
~ It's Been A While

Tool
~ Aenima
~ Hush
~ Prison Sex
~ Parabola
~ Schism
~ Sober
~ Stinkfist

Movies:



Television:

~ My favorite series ~

Books:



~ Natural Selection ~
Rhymesoulnice

~ The Other Side of the Curtain ~
Black Widow

~Backdrop~
Black Widow
"Encouragment Trophy"

Heroes:



Ron Jeremy...

I want to be overweight and eat chicken wings and have bad cholesterol and sleep with thousands of the nations best in bed!

My Blog

~ Thinking Out Loud ~ [pre-Myspace series finale ~ poem 5]

Okay, so I realize this one doesn't suit a finale for a series but know this, this one is my favorite. I knew from the moment I was reunited with it that this was closest to my reality at the time. Yo...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

~ Shattered Dreams ~ [ pre-Myspace series ~ poem 4]

As is plain to see, this entire series was about winning my love back. It hasn't worked out for me yet. :( This piece is a dream about my lover. ~ Shattered Dreams ~ As I sit under   &n...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

~ The Warmest Touch ~ [pre-Myspace series ~ poem 3]

~ The Warmest Touch ~A warmth uncalculable.Neither fahrenheit nor celsius.The warmth of every star in the heavensFocused through your smile.A touch that incinerates the heartUpon every carress of the ...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

~ Forever I Will Wait ~ [pre-Myspace series ~ poem 2]

Think of this like my mother breaking out the old photo album. Here's the second piece in my lost poems series. I hope everyone's enjoying watching me grow now. ~ Forever I Will Wait ~I sometimes ...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

~ Don't Go ~ [pre-Myspace series ~ poem 1]

Ok, so an old acquaintance (ex gf) whom I remain close friends with, took it upon herself to return a few dedication pieces I wrote to her almost three years ago. Wow, it sucks doing that math to find...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

~ Step To The Probe III ~ [poetry battle challenge]

The battle blog is back around again. Come one and come all. This week I have enlisted a co-host to destroy all comers along side of me. Dawn is a great writer. Be sure to go give her a little love. ...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

~ Unsung ~

~ Unsung ~ I will never sing A good love song.Or utter words To succeed In love.In the stillness Of my mind, I pleadFor a tune To make love Reign supreme.All the tunes In my head, I've sung.About how...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:54:00 PST

~ Dark Room ~ [repost]

~ Dark Room ~I was saddened to see our flame come to an endThe candle stick had cracked and the wick had grown thinEnraged was I to discover the candle wasn't to blameIt was the windNow trapped by th...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:31:00 PST

The smell of blood returns...

Friendly reminder for all of my fans. The battle blog is back around again. I will be hosting tonight at midnight central time. Come one and come all. Invite your friends. This week I have enlisted ...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:43:00 PST

~ Writer's Array ~

~ Writer's Array ~Confined in my imprisoned mind For entire weekends at a timePlagued by this current occupationThis writer's fueled by his frustrationSet free by love bestowed upon meThough secret, w...
Posted by ~Oral Probe~ on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:01:00 PST