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Broseph

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful busine

About Me

I have been accused of being cynical at times...i don't think that this is true, well not entirely true....i like when birds play in puddles. i like the fall. i have some sort of cardigan sweater fetish, or so i have been told. i fear squirrels and the semi colon. i think that people who don't understand sarcasm are not completely evolved. i like jesus and buddha and zarathusa but i don't want your religion. i appreciate people who appreciate the things that i appreciate

My Interests

Painting, Buying Books, Listening to the newest in hip music, Sneering at Hipsters, Thai Food, Jenny Lewis

I'd like to meet:

girls who are A. Smart B. Artsy-fartsy C. Adorable...in their own way.... D. Nice E. Liberal... thank you...in fantasy land....edie sedgwick, alexis bledel, kristen bell, louise brooks, jean seberg, mary elizabeth winstead, mary louise parker, sienna miller....

Music:

Radiohead, Wilco, REM, The Beatles, Talking Heads, Bowie, OUtkast, Bob Dylan, Libertines, Chainsaw Kittens, Flaming Lips, Wire, The Clash, Rilo Kiley, The White Stripes, LCD Soundsytem, Kings of Leon, etc....

Movies:

Rosemary's Baby, 8 1/2, Igby Goes Down, Trainspotting, Network, Do the Right Thing, Ameile, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(old one), Garden State, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Royal Tenebaums, Big Lebowski, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Shining, Dr. Strangelove, Night of the Living Dead, Jaws....etc....

Television:

Jeopardy!, Lost, Friday Night Lights, Judge Mathis, Pardon the Interruption, David Letterman, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Conan, Real Time with Bill Maher...etc....

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Fast Food Nation, England's Dreaming, The Age of Extremes, America(the Book), Something Happened, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Take the Cannoli, 1968, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Franny and Zooey, ....etc.....

Heroes:

Muhammad Ali, Mike Ditka, Andy Warhol, Ho chi Minh, Michael Stipe, david Letterman, Iggy Pop,Jean-Luc Godard and Rakim Allah...i need to add some women...so..my mother, coco chanel and loretta lynn

My Blog

watch out, the world's behind you

i was watching frontline last night, and it was very depressing as they were talking about the phony fucking war that we are embroiled in, and how it looks like there is no end in sight. it would be n...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST

its heatin up....

is it wrong to admit that some of your friends are assholes?....while i have never been beneath talking about someone behind their back, some people see this as a bad thing. but i have to say that thi...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:42:00 PST

when you gonna make up your mind

i have decided to give up on the crush that i have on the girl that i have the crush on. of course if i see her, i will want her again, but since i never see her,thats not likely. this new movie nancy...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

mary poppins

should mothers stay home with their children?...or if not mothers then how about fathers?...or nannies sorta weird?...in that this is the person that is effectivley raising your toddler...is having sh...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

you got your eneny in my peanut butter

so we have now decided to arm the sunni insurgents in iraq, because they pinkie swore that they would use the weapons only against al qaeda...what the fuck!!. these are the people, the sunnis who have...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

thats the lowdown

i am going to skip class again today. i need a break sometime in my day and thats really the only oppurtunity that i have. my goal is to pass. i don't think that missing a couple of days will kill me....
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

poem

i would like to live somewhere were it rains all the time and is green lying in the grass next to you beside the sea
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

hey ladies

http://www.slate.com/id/2167870/pagenum/all/#page_start http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-ridley/missing-white-girl -syndro_b_51632.html...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST

oh onion....

I must admit that, at first, I wasn't sure if I was going to like the African-American Lit class I signed up for. I had to take it because it was the only humanities class available at 9:20 on Wednesd...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST

more of the same

all i really want in life is beauty. i feel like i am hopelessly in love with this girl, who hardly ever gets back to me. that doesn't mean that i am not open to other things. other women. not th...
Posted by Johorovic Discontinuity on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST