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Mike!!!!!!!!!!!

'There is in every village a torch: The schoolteacher, and an extinguisher: The priest.' -- Victor H

About Me



I want to conquer the world. Give all the idiots a brand new religion. Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil. Promote equality in all of my decisions, with a quick wink of the eye, and a "god, you must be jokin..."

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You are the government. You are jurisprudence. You are the volition. You are jurisdiction.

My Blog

Unbelievable.

Okay, so there I was, it was 12:30am Saturday night. I was at a 7-11 picking up some munchies when this old lady walks up to me. She says "sir, please help me, I’m a heart patient from Cedars-...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

Study of Bush's psyche

This is a story from the August 13, 2003 edition of The Gaurdian, a highly-respected news agency from the UK.  Study of Bush's psyche touches a nerve http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/st...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

What the FUCK do you think a signing statement is?

Bush signs bills into law, BUT issues signing statements on the bills.  Think of signing statements as the fine print on your "FREE LUNCH" coupon at fucking Sizzler.  With these signing stat...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

Shut The Fuck Up While I Teach You About God

Shut The Fuck Up While I Teach You About God                          ...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST

You know you've been brainwashed if you...

THANKS TO "LIVING CONTRADICTION" FOR THIS....You know you've been brain washed if you....... believe that the 5 corporations who own almost all of the media in the U.S. are "liberal".... believe $300...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:58:00 PST

To whom it may concern:

Tell your lackey that the next time he tries to bait someone for you, he should really try to not make it so obvious.  Just some friendly advice.  Sincerely,A bleeding-heart liberal ...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:49:00 PST

And now, for something completely different.

I had another dream last night.  No, not one of those dreams.  Get your mind outta the gutter.In it, everything was perfect, just like it used to be when I didn't really understand just how ...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

Holy. Shit.

WCPO-TV Cincinnati, OhioPlane Lands In Cleveland; Bomb Feared Aboard Reported by: 9News StaffWeb produced by: Liz Foreman9/11/01 11:43:57 AM A Boeing 767 out of Boston made an emergen...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

"Freedom is on the march!!!" Actually, it's more of a goose-step...

Bush Challenges Hundreds Of Laws (Boston Globe)ALL EMPHASIS ADDED BY ME.  LISTEN, I KNOW THIS ARTICLE IS REALLY REALLY LONG, BUT I FEEL THAT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU AT LEAST SKIM IT. This ...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Scientists Find Missing Link From Sea to Land Animals W/ PIC!!!

Photo:  A model of Tiktaalik roseae, a fish in transition to becoming a land animal.  (University of Chicago) Scientists have discovered fossils of a 375-million-year-old fish, a ...
Posted by Mike!!!!!!!!!!! on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:57:00 PST