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Imitation of Chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like cigarettes
and champagne

What is good lately:
  • Olay 'Touch Of Sun' Moisturizer
  • 10$ Cigarette store
  • Crystal Lite
  • Driving without a licence

  • What is not good lately:
  • I can't stand the rain (against my window)
  • uncontrolable spending
  • Working in the business park
  • Neighborhood FULL of hippies

  • I am also scared of the Ocean

    And I really like subways. I visit here a lot.

    My Interests

    A bunch of stupid shit that you couldn't give a flying fuck about.

    I'd like to meet:

    Someone who likes all derogatory terms for female genitalia, and someone to get fat with. People who like boardgames and excessive smoking.
    Fellow people who like to hang out in their panties.

    Music:

    Metric, MSTRKRFT, Saosin, Circa Survive, controller.controller, Royksopp, Rachel Stevens, Hed Kandi comps, alexisonfire, Pat Benatar, The Stills, Bloc Party, Tracy and the Plastics, Tom Tom Club, Chicks on Speed, Gwen Stefani, B-52's, Ursher, Kaskade, Miss Kitten, Le Tigre, The Postal Service, S-s-smantha Fox, The Faint, The Fitness, The Smiths/Morrissey, Ssion, Gravytrain!!!!, Kylie, Dead Kennedy's, Daft Punk, Dannii Minogue, Avenue D, Tori Amos, Whitney Houston, G.G. Allin, Hole, Fleetwod Mac (so wicked), Blondie, Boney M, Mark Farina, Erick Morillo, Miguel Migs, Angel Moraes, Alcazar, Sonic Youth, Richard X, Peaches, No Doubt, Olav Basoski, Nelly Furtado, Moloko, Missy Elliot, Madonna, The Donnas, apparently any band that starts with "The", Aphex Twin, Deep Dish, Carly Simon, Junior Jack, Ludacris, Cam'ron, other random shit i'm sure

    Movies:

    American Psycho, Nowhere, Saved, Garden State, Kill Bill, gay porn, Requiem for a Dream, Labyrinth, Doom Generation, White Oleander, The Cell, 28 Days Later, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Run Lola Run, I Heart Huckabees, The Grudge, Team America, Closer, The Living End, Totally Fucked Up, Kylie Concert DVDs....

    Television:

    Desperate Houswives, Award Shows, Simplie Life 1/2, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, What not to Wear, Extreme Makeover, Days of our Lives, American Idol, Family Guy, The Swan, The OC, TLC, the Discovery Channel.

    Books:

    Oryx and Crake - Margaret Attwood, American Psycho/Less Than Zero/The Informers/Rules of Attraction - Brett Easton Ellis, Disco Bloodbath - James St James, Bluebeard/Galapagos/Slapstick/The Sirens of Titan/Cats Cradle/Dead-Eye Dick/Breakfast of Champions - Kurt Vonnegut, Polaroids From The Dead/Girlfriend in a Coma/Hey Nostradamus! - Douglas Coupland, Stupid White Men - Michael More, How To Be An Artist - Bill Drummond, Coming Up For Air - George Orwell, Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, War of the Worlds - H.G. Wells

    Heroes:


    Lindsay Fucking Lohan can do no wrong

    Sharon Stone from 'Basic Instinct' due to her crazy lesbo/psycho tendancies. I can't even fucking wait until 'Basic Instinct 2'

    Synergy. She needs no explanation.

    Janice Fucking Dickinson, especially from Surreal Life.

    Parker Posey because of 'Party Girl.' Have you ever seen it? You really should.

    Nicole Ritchie because she likes to fuck shit up with jugs of bleach.

    Chloe Sevigny because she is a professional cool person

    And who can forget He-Man.

    My Blog

    Blueprints for Future Homes

    The blog is missed apparently.My whole life revolves around cheerleading. I really cannot get enough. My Sunday's are spent 4 hours watching/trying to assist cheerleading practice, and then 2 hours Su...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

    Next To You

    Let's see:Ummmm, this rain need to totally quit it. The weather has been so sickitating the past few weeks. Its fucking June and my skin is the same colour as a ginger-kids.Whore roommates are gone. T...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

    All Ablaze

    Last night was the first sober saturday I think I have ever spent since child birth. I stayed home and watched MTV with Lauryn and Chloe. They had this preview of MTV shows on CTV, because american MT...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST

    Hard To Beat

    Let's see....Today I'm sick. I'm kinda pissed cause I'm supposed to go out to DJ Sneak tonight. I had to leave work early yesterday because I had the shakes and I was all fucked up. It was really wier...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:12:00 PST

    Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

    So, lets see here.I went and saw real strippers last night at the new strip-club. 'Sensations' is the name of the location. It was pretty deadly. It was pretty much what I imagined it would be, but sl...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 07:22:00 PST

    It's a Beautiful Life

    Okay. Today I went pee on my break, and on one of the urinals, was the longest pube I have ever seen in my entire life. It had to be at least, like, 4 inches long. Like it had never been trimmed in i...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:28:00 PST

    Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

    So, I just got home from another day at Teletech. Its pretty much a work place for handicapped persons. Me and this other really annoying girl that sits next to me (her name is Karynne. Looks like ...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 12:55:00 PST

    Dance, Dance

    Okay..... So, I've been on hiatus from the blog for like, 3 months now, so here is a brief update in point form (in the best possible chronological order). -moved back to Halifax -got a job at Mina...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:13:00 PST

    The Power is On!

    Ummmm.... So, It's my second day in Cole Harbour, now officially known as 'Soul Harbour' and It's pretty fucking brutal. The drive here with my dad was not too bad, I ate a lot of fast food, and now I...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:15:00 PST

    Buckey Done Gone

    Ummm I leave in like 3 days. Someone come over and help me pack! Ack! Tomorrow is the last day at the Jean Machine. I will no longer be a machine, but a fully automated computer software program...
    Posted by Imitation of Chris on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:16:00 PST