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Colin

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About Me

i'm good at three things: fighting, screwing and waitressing. guess which two i do the most of?i went to art school in halifax, where i am from and now i live in toronto. i live a simple life unfettered by things such as success or ambition.

i paint humorous portraits of lonely people, because dying alone is hilarious.

favorite colour: hunter green

favorite animal: cobra (or whippet)

favorite food: crepes suzette. i mean, meatballs

favorite vacation destination: anywhere where the age of consent is non-existent

favorite moster: tie between creature from the black lagoon and the three sluts from dracula

i used to shoot these when i was a kid.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone to hoist me out of this pit of despair. i mean, cute guys and gals. and snake charmers.

My Blog

naivety

i guess i was a little naive when it comes to credit and borrowing money. here i thought it would be hard to double the limit on my credit card. it only took five minutes on the phone. i guess they wa...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 21:22:00 GMT

blap blap

in case anyone was wondering, dreadlocks are for losers and everyone on the internet sucks. kate and i just watched 'little black book' and it was awesome. britney (sp?) murphy is hilarious. just kidd...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:51:00 GMT

shut up!

i thought all of my x-mas presents were going to be boring. when i went to bed on dec 25th i had accumulated a cardigan, some spatulas and a fake dog (to replace the dog my mother decided NOT to get m...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:38:00 GMT

poison

so if i could have anything to eat right now, it would be....poison. that would make my life a whole lot easier. i'd just like to say to all you people out there that you can all eat a bag of dicks be...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:17:00 GMT

just don't get it

i have spent the last several days downloading songs from the past. i have thoguht back to moments time when i had certain cds or songs on my computer that at the time seemed kind of embarrassing, yet...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 22:09:00 GMT

these shoes are three hundred fucking dollars

let's get 'em. it's amazing how much time and money i waste. yesterday i went to go see 'babel' at the rainbow. it was cancelled so i waited around for the 1:20 showing of 'stranger than fiction', whi...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:40:00 GMT

word

today i painted a picture of a dog. i don't know what kind of dog it is, but it reminds me of eskimos. anyway, i guess that's something productive. i also went to the drugstore and the dollar store. a...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 13:15:00 GMT

jesus christ

ever feel like everything is just falling apart? i'm trying real hard to just get to christmas time. i have a week that i'll be in halifax, visiting my parents, i'm going to turn the world off and let...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 23:02:00 GMT

headline

my headline reads: "britney lends friend shirt, looks better on him". the first picture is from a night out with the gays at 'privelege' in LA. the next picture is the following night, i'm pretty sure...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:20:00 GMT

seize or sieze?

i don't really get it when people say 'live each day like it's your last'. because if it was my last day i'd spend every penny i could get my hands on, have crazy bareback sex with 10 guys and then dr...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:43:00 GMT