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Stumpy (Iain to my mum)

Everything you never wanted to know about me but have been forced to find out...

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Iain Aitken (or The Accused)
Birthday: 23/06/70
Birthplace: Glasgow
Current Location: Dumfries
Eye Color: Kinda green
Hair Color: Brown with more grey in it every day it seems
Height: 5'8 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: None that I know of.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Caterpillar boots
Your Weakness: Online games. WOrld Of Warcraft at the moment
Your Fears: Losing my job in Dumfries
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, salami, pepperoni and jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To ride a rollercoaster I havent been on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Its a fact well known to those who know it well that....
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh god is it that time already???
Your Best Physical Feature: My fingers
Your Bedtime: After I have killed sufficient players in Warcraft?
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno I forgot it
Pepsi or Coke: Either. But Pepsi for accompaniment to Jack Daniels
MacDonalds or Burger King: KFC
Single or Group Dates: Huh?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Niether.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No try not to
Do you Swear: All the time LOL
Do you Sing: Yeah. Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Try to
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No been there seen that worn the tshirt
Do you want to get Married: Already done that
Do you belive in yourself: No I think I am a figment of someones deranged imagination. Possibly Neil Gaiman
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hope not. I'm a train driver
Do you think you are Attractive: Reasonably
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Havent had oreo cookies for many years
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In scotland? are you mad??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Many times
Ever been called a Tease: Only once. But then I was at that time
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: Only when my time comes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dont want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Long hair
Height: About the same as me
Weight: About the same as me again
Best Clothing Style: Rock chic. Or flamboyant gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oh where to start....
Number of CDs I own: Too many.
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: far too many to list
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Well I am a 36 year old Scotsman. Born in Glasgow now living in Dumfries. Married to Donna. Got One step-son, Blane who is 9, and one son, Talyn who is about 3 months old.Working as a train driver. Been working in the railway for nearly 16 years now. Quite happy doing what i am doing. Though its a lot less interesting then most people would imagine.My favourite quotes are both from Harlan ELlison. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity" And my favourite "Be sand, not oil, in the machineries of the world". Both goodies. Thers is another but i dont remember who said it... "Build enigmas not solutions"

My Interests

Playing World Of Warcraft, EverQuest and many other PC games. Reading Science fiction and fantasy.

Music:

Audioslave, The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, Goldfrapp, Lemon Jelly, The Stranglers, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zepplin, The Doors, Elusive, The Cult, The Stranglers. Not to mention whole host of other strange stuff too numerous to mention.

Movies:

Alien is my all time favourite but love loads. Too many to mention probably.

Television:

Babylon 5, Red Dwarf, Farscape, Battlestar Gallactica, Dr Who. Dont like Star Trek though. Also always had a soft spot for Pinky And The Brain.

Books:

Robert Rankin, Harlan Ellison, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Iain M Banks. My favourite is Robert Rankin's Armageddon The Musical. Reading a bit of Stephen Hawking's books, understand a fair bit of it so I am doing well.

Heroes:

Robert Rankin cos he is a great bloke to talk to as well as a trully funny author. Neil Gaiman cos he writes fantastic books. Harlan Ellison for being a really outspoken pain in the ass.

My Blog

the movie of my life

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Posted by Stumpy (Iain to my mum) on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

Party time

Well Its that time of year again.... Halloween. Which means its gonna be party time in my house. And we have a plan this year. And a theme. Villains and Heroes. How many Batmen can you get into one ho...
Posted by Stumpy (Iain to my mum) on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:40:00 PST