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My name is Luke. Pretty much anything your gonna want to know about me is all over this page. Altho some people do consider me an asshole most of the time because I'm not afraid to speak my mind and tell you my opinion. Also, before you try to label me a racist because I am a redneck read the section "Who I'd like to meet" and tell me it isn't true. I won't deny that I am racist but you know what so is everyone else. Please if you truly want to be my friend message me first, I'm tired of all these people just adding so they can get a big number. So if you don't message me I won't add you. But thats all I got so enjoy my page.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Songs About Me- Trace Adkins
Waking up: I Wanna Be A Hillbilly- Billy Currington
Average day: I'm Tryin'- Trace Adkins
First date: Guys Like Me- Eric Church
Falling in love: I Must Be Doin' Somethin' Right- Billy Currington
Love scene: I'll Take That As A Yes- Phil Vassar
Fight scene: Hey Batter Batter- Trent Tomlinson
Breaking up: Brokenheartsville- Joe Nichols
Getting back together: Come A Little Closer- Dierks Bently
Secret love: Anything But Mine- Kenny Chesney
Life's okay: Why Me- The Lost Trailers
Mental breakdown: Anywhere But Here- Chris Cagle
Driving: Convoy- C.W. McCaw
Learning a lesson: Help Me Understand- Trace Adkins
Deep thought: The Cowboy In Me- Tim McGraw
Flashback: What I Almost Was- Eric Church
Partying: Tennesse River Run- Darryl Worley
Happy dance: Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy- Big&Rich
Regreting: The Bottle- Trent Tomlinson
Long night alone: Who Needs Pictures- Brad Paisley
Death scene: The Dance- Garth Brooks
Closing credits: Good Horses To Ride- Trent Willmon
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My Interests

I love to go out and shoot pool or go bowling cause I can finally admit Im a decent bowler now. I also love to hang out with friends, watch football and NASCAR (Go Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson).





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I'd like to meet:

Think about this...You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey","Hillbilly" and you think it's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-Nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos one of the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we'd be racists. If we had an organization for the advancement of whites to better our lives, we'd be racists. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists. In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist. I AM WHITE. I AM PROUD. But, you call me a racist. Why is it that only whites can be racists?
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Music:

Here we go:Metallica, Shinedown, Stajia, Gingerjake, Godsmack, Crossfade, Papa Roach, Twisted Sister, Evanesance, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Disturbed, Trent Tomlinson, Hot Apple Pie, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Hank Willams, Hank Williams Jr., David Allen Coe, Garth Brooks, Big & Rich, Van Zant, Josh Turner, Dierks Bently, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Brooks and Dunn, Charlie Daniels Band, Clint Black, Randy Travis, SugarLand, Gretchen Wilson, Faith Hill, Alan Jackson, Vince Gill, Colin Raye, Blake Shelton, Pat Green, Gary Allen, Aaron Tippin, Joe Nichols, Trace Adkins, Chris Cagle, Travis Tritt, Montgomery Gentry, Yankee Grey, Bob Seger, Simon and Garfunkel, Neil Diamond, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Lynard Skynard, John Mellencamp, and I'm sure there is more but I just can't think of them now

Movies:

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Television:

NASCAR, [adult swim], Saturday Night Live, Who's Line is it Anyway (old and new) and that's about all the TV I watch
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Books:


You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


80%

Hannibal Lecter


70%

Michael Myers


60%

Candyman


55%

Jason Voorhees


50%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Pinhead


45%

Leatherface


40%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Buffalo Bill


5%
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Heroes:

I would have to say my dad and my late grandpa. They are the strongest people mentally and physically that I have ever known. I'd be lost without them. They are the reason I've made it this far in life. If I can become half the man they are in life I'll be doing alright.

My Blog

I hate being this guy...

To all the girls who look past the nice guysI'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my ...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:15:00 PST

I'm goin to WeFest

That's right bitches and I'm getting paid for it too. Rooney and I are working a beer booth. Free beer, camping, concerts and getting paid to be there it's gonna be a good time. If your going let me k...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

I give up on love.....

I seriously do. I mean honestly do I have sucker tattooed on my forehead that only I can't see. I mean I don't get it is there something wrong with me that no one wants to tell me. Ok yeah I don't hav...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

New Husband/Wife Store

NEW HUSBAND STORE A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York City where women can go to choose a husband. As you enter the store there is a list of instructions o...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST

For those that care...

So I found out my thoughts might come true. I may move away from everything and everyone I know for my job. I learned I may be offered a job to run a store up in Long Prarie Minnesota which is about 2...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART   ..> SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Im...
Posted by Luke on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:41:00 PST

Grrrr.....

Ever get so frustrated with your life that you really can't function anymore.....I've been that way for a while and I'm getting tired of it all....... I mean I look at my life and realized I've accomp...
Posted by Luke on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

I'm only 21 and I felt old after reading this

You're a 90's kid if:You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the BrainAAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"Y...
Posted by Luke on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

Redneck Friends vs. Normal Friends

NORMAL FRIENDS VS REDNECK FRIENDS   FRIENDS: Never ask for foodREDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad.FRIENDS: ...
Posted by Luke on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Rules for Fucking...sorry Phil I had to steal it

Definitions of Fucking    One Night Stand:              This is defined simply as; one night of care free sex. Well, maybe not so much c...
Posted by Luke on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST