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Yogi

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About Me


myspace icon - GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW!See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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Andy Jentges: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Eve 6 - Anytime
Waking up: Tenacious D - Wonderboy
Average day: Foo Fighters - Big Me
First date: Blink 182 - First Date
Falling in love: 311 - Amber
Love scene: TLC - Red Light Special
Fight scene: Seether - The Gift
Breaking up: Aaliyah - Try Again(Her Fault) / Bodeans - Hurt(My Fault)
Getting back together: Dierks Bentley - Come A Little Closer
Secret love: Dave Mathews Band - Crash Into Me
Life's okay: Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa
Mental breakdown: Soundgarden - Fell On Black Days
Driving: Gear Daddies - I Wanna Drive A Zamboni
Learning a lesson: Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn
Deep thought: Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly
Flashback: LFO - Girls Of Summer
Partying: Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice / Craig Morgan - Redneck Yacht Club
Happy dance: Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax(Benny Hill Theme)
Regreting: Deftones - Change (In The House Of Flies)
Long night alone: Gear Daddies - Sonic Boom
Death scene: My Chemical Romance - The Ghost Of You
Closing credits: Big & Rich - Live This Life
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Do you pick your nose?: Yes
In public?: If it's dark
Whats the craziest ride you..'ve been on?: A spinny chair.....that didn't spin
One thing you..'ll never do again?: Take a survey
Favorite singer?: The one and only William Hung
why?: The remakes are far superior to the original recordings
Do you fart in public?: No
Are you bi, gay, les, or straight?: Strait
Colgate or Crest?: ?
Remember your first kiss?: Yes, the picture is gone but the frame is still here
Favorite sex position?: Reverse Cowgirl
Greatest toy ever?: Micro Machines
old skool or new skool?: Playskool
How can you tell?: What the hell does that mean?
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My Interests

Women, snowmobiling, women, food, women. I think that will do for now.

I'd like to meet:

Kristin or LC from Laguna Beach. Need I say more?Hey hosers. I scored a 96% on the "How Minnesotan are you?" Quizie! What about you eh?Take the quiz:
Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?

Peter
Your Peter, Your Fat, Lazy, and probably a very funny character, not much more to say about you, except maybe to take it easy.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Genkins
Birthday: 3-3-85
Birthplace: Coon Rapids, Minnesota hosers!
Current Location: Otsego, MN
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5-11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nutin but nikes
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: A slow and painful death
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed Crust Sausage & Pepperoni w/extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my truck paid off then buy a new sled & car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use it. Maybe lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope it's raining
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: Typically 10:30
Your Most Missed Memory: H.S. Football
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky D's
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crappuccino
Do you Smoke: Smoke what? ......No
Do you Swear: You bet your sweet fucking ass I do!
Do you Sing: Annoyingly at jobsites and good to myself.
Do you Shower Daily: You betcha
Have you Been in Love: Who hasn't
Do you want to go to College: Only if my business fails, but it can't & won't
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Nope, and I don't let it bring me down.
Are you a Health Freak: I wish
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes indeedy
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ya
Do you play an Instrument: I did. The baritone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Well since i'm under 21........Yep
In the past month have you Smoked: Not at all. Ever
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are bad
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I love Best Buy, so yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Or shit? no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does singing on scaffolding count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope. I've only taken them
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I shower in swimming trunks
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Of course........not
Ever been Drunk: Well, there was this one time......
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: Not yet
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a 1.50 car magazine once
How do you want to Die: Buried in an avalanche next to my snowmobile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hugh Heph's adopted son, or a sider
What country would you most like to Visit: Costa Rica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5-2 to 5-10
Weight: 100-150
Best Clothing Style: Non-goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: 345
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5

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Music:

I enjoy all the types of music that are out there, seriously. I'm always jumping from station to station on my radio, especially on Sirius.

Movies:

I am a movie freak. I can't list just one.........."Eight Year Olds Dude, Eight Year Olds."

Television:

Some MTV And The Simpsons. Other than that I don't watch much T.V.

Books:

The Potter series and currently The Davinci Code. Oh yes, and how could I leave out the Goosebumps books.

Heroes:

John Candy

My Blog

Great News!

       It has finally come. I drank so much on Friday night that I didn't remember a damn thing. First time for myself. Whhooooo! I got fucked up. Apparently, My new...
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Dane Cook In Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dane Cook is having a show in Chicago on the 13th of April. Let me know if you would like to go and we can work something out. Tickets are 30 to 100 bucks a piece plus gas and whatever else (food, hot...
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST

50 questions

Q1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?ToastQ2) Describe yourself in three words?NICE, Too damn QUIET, AmbitiousQ3) How long does it take to get ready for your day?25 SecondsQ4) Favorite p...
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST

This Is How It Is

Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it do...
Posted by Yogi on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:26:00 PST

New Pics

New pics are up from our drunken softball tourney.
Posted by Yogi on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 06:55:00 PST

West Yellowstone 06

Well, West Yellowstone 2006 Went pretty darn well overall considering some of the problems we encountered. Phyched, packed, and ready to go, we took off about 11 o'clock am January 28. The e...
Posted by Yogi on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:17:00 PST

Ouch Video

This guy is pissed. http://www.break.com/articles/karma.html
Posted by Yogi on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:02:00 PST

Sorry for the lack of pictures

For those who are curious/interested, I will try and find more pics.
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 10:13:00 PST

Movie quote

Movie Quote Of  The Day:    Kip:     "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to b...
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST

Newbie Chat

Hey! How are ya'll. This is Andy. I joined this mainly to see what every body from high school has been up to and how they are doing. So throw a line out and say hi whenever. Thanks, Andy...
Posted by Yogi on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:17:00 PST