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FALON

CHOIRBOYS DON'T WIN WARS

About Me


DON'T TREAD ON ME
I'M A DAD WITH FULL CUSTODY OF MY KID'S . THAT ROCKS IN THIS DAY AND AGE WITH THE COURT SYSTEM THE WAY IT IS. SO WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT THERE ARE KID'S IN MY WORLD EVERYDAY , ALLDAY . I DON'T INTRODUCE THEM TO PEOPLE FOR A VERY LONG TIME UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME EXTRA SPECIAL QUALITIES. THEY COME FIRST BEFORE ANYTHING I DO BESIDES BREATHING .. NO, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A MOTHER FOR THEM . THEY GOT ME . THEY ARE EXTREMELY WELL BEHAVED , CREATIVE AND RESPECTFUL . I LOVE CHILDREN AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT SPOILED BRATS AND THEY BEHAVE IN PUBLIC. WHEN MY EX AND I HAD KID'S WE DECIDED WE WOULD RAISE OURS TO BE OPEN MINDED, FREE THINKING KIDS THAT PEOPLE ENJOYED BEING AROUND. FOR THE MOST PART THE ARE LIL ADULTS BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHO THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY . EVEN MY FRIENDS WHO DON'T LIKE KIDS LOVE MINE . THEY ARE EXTREMELY COOL LIL PEOPLE. THERE IS NO DRAMA BETWEEN THEIR MOTHER AND I. SHE DIDN'T GIVE THEM UP BECAUSE SHE WAS A BAD MOTHER OR BECAUSE SHE WANTED TOO. SHE DID WHAT THEY REQUESTED AND WHAT WAS BEST FOR THEM . IT MOST CERTAINLY TORE HER HEART OUT AS A MOTHER. IT WAS ONLY FAIR ANYWAY THAT SHE HAVE SOME TIME TO PURSUE SCHOOLING AND SUCH SINCE SHE HAD STAYED WITH THEM 24/7 FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS SO I COULD PURSUE MY BUSINESS. WE ARE FRIENDS BUT NO SHE AIN'T COMIN BACK. WE BOTH AGREED ON THAT. SOMETIMES BESTFRIENDS JUST DOESN'T TRANSLATE INTO TOGETHER FOREVER.
I GREW UP ON A DRAG STRIP, IN A GARAGE (HATED IT THEN CAME TO APPRECIATE IT LATER )AND AT THE LOCAL ROLLER RINK WHICH WAS HALF BLOCK FROM MY HOUSE. ROLLER SKATED (SPEED) EVERYDAY THEY WERE OPEN FROM ABOUT 8 TO 16. THEN I DISCOVERED GURLS AND MY WHOLE LIFE WAS BASICALLY FUCT AFTER THAT LITTLE DISCOVERY. MY MOM DRAG RACED UNTIL SHE WAS 8 MONTHS PREGO WITH ME AND PHYSICALLY COULDN'T FIT BEHIND THE WHEEL ANYMORE. MY DAD'S HELD A TON OF NATIONAL RECORDS AND TITLES (DRAG RACING).MY FATHER HAS DONE TWO THINGS HIS WHOLE LIFE WITH GREAT SUCCESS. ONE BEING THAT HE HAS ALWAYS WORKED HIS ASS OFF AND THE OTHER IS DRAG RACING. DRAG RACING IS WHAT MY FAMILY DOES I SUPPOSE. I GUESS WHAT I'M GETTIN AT IS THAT I AIN'T JUST INTO CARS BECAUSE IT'S HIP NOW. I GREW UP AROUND DRAG RACING, CARS AND MUSIC SO IT'S ALL I KNOW.IT'S ALSO WHY I CAN'T HEAR. I'M NOT ON THE CURRENT ROCKA-BILLY BANDWAGON NEITHER IF IT MEANS YOU GOTTA SPORT THAT LOOK ALL THE LIL INSTA-BILLY KIDS DO NOW. ( SEE MY INSTA-BILLY KID RANT IN MY BLOG) I LIKE SOME OF IT BUT I'M AN OLD PUNK ROCK BOY TO THE CORE AND THAT'S ALL I'LL EVER BE . I'VE BEEN FOR 29 YEARS SO I DOUBT I'M GONNA CHANGE NOW. PUNK ROCK AND CARS AIN'T NO WEEKEND TRIP FOR ME. IT'S AN EVERYDAY DEAL. BEEN WORKING ON CARS SINCE I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO HOLD A WRENCH (LITERALLY) . MY DAD MADE SURE OF THAT. BOTH MY KIDS ARE THE SAME . THEY HAD TOOLBOXES BEFORE THEY COULD WALK. MY MOM KILLED ME WITH THAT (ORIGINAL) 50'S STUFF WHEN I WAS A KID HOWEVER SHE DID INTRODUCE ME TO PUNK ROCK SO I CAN'T BITCH TOO MUCH. I'M EXTREMELY PROUD TO SAY THAT I COME FROM THE OLD D.C SCENE . ASIDE FROM MAYBE L.A & NEW YORK , D.C IS THE BEST PUNK ROCK MUSIC SCENE AMERICA EVER PRODUCED. IT HAS AND IS STILL IS INFLUENCING AMERICAN MUSIC TO THIS DAY. THAT'S A FACT !!!
I LIVED , RAN , DRANK AND PLAYED IN A HAUNTED HOUSE CALLED THE MORBID MANOR ON THE PIER IN OCEAN CITY, MD FOR 10 YEARS . IT'S ON MY FRIENDS PAGE IF YA WANNA CHECK IT OUT. WE'RE STILL KINDA GETTING THE PAGE TOGETHER SO BARE WITH US.
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (THE ORIGINAL). ODDLY ENOUGH I HATED IT AS A KID BUT AS I GREW OLDER I CAME TO UNDERSTAND ALL THE LITTLE "LIFE LESSON" MESSAGES THROUGH OUT THE MOVIE. IMAGINATION AND ADVENTURE ARE THE KEYS TO ENJOYING LIFE. YOU CAN BE PENNILESS ON THE STREET AND STILL HAVE YOU IMAGINATION TO TAKE YA WHEREVER YOU WANT. ( DAMN, I SOUNDED LIKE A BIG FAG THERE, DIDN'T I??? ) I BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE AN ENJOYABLE TIME IN LIFE AND EXPERIENCE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I KNOW THAT YOU CAN BE RESPONSIBLE AND STILL HAVE ALOT OF FUN AND STILL GOOF OFF. I HATE CLOSED MINDED PEOPLE. I CAN BE THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART YOU'LL EVER MEET OR THE MOST EVIL MOTHERFUCKER YOU'LL EVER MEET. YOU WILL MAKE THAT CHOICE. I'M A DEFENDER AND PROTECTOR OF THOSE WHO CAN'T STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES HOWEVER YOU MUST BE WILLING TO GIVE IT YOUR ALL ALSO. I TAKE CARE OF THOSE CLOSE TO ME. I ALWAYS FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT UNTIL I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO FIGHT WITH. NEVER, EVER, EVER A QUITER. I AM CREATIVE, TALL, HEAVILY TATTOOED, PIERCED, ECCENTRIC & QUIRKY (IN THE GOOD SENSE). I LIKE TO GOOF OFF AND LAUGH ALOT. I LIKE TO BE GOOFY AND I'M SECURE ENOUGH TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH EVEN IF IT'S AT MY EXPENSE.I CAN BE EXTREMELY OPINIONATED. I'M ALSO 100% SURE OF WHO I AM. I'M NOT ALWAYS HAPPY WITH IT BUT I DO KNOW. I BELIEVE YOU STICK TO YOUR BELIEFS AND SHOULD FIGHT FOR THEM WHATEVER THE COST. I PLAY MUSIC ON & OFF IN A FEW BANDS. CURRENT DEAL CALLED SCARYLAND WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER NUMBSKULLS. I'VE PLAYED IN A BUNCH OF OTHERS OVER THE YEARS. I'M A PUNK ROCK PURIST. BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE MOVEMENT SINCE THE LATE 70's. I'M A VERY GOOD COMMUNICATOR AND LISTENER AND I TAKE DIRECTION WELL. (GET IT GURLS ???) VERY PRO-MILITARY. I LOVE LESBOS! VERY ANTI-GOVERNMENT WHEN IT'S RUN BY A BUNCH OF BUSINESS MEN WHO CAN PUT SUCH A CHEAP PRICE ON THE SOLDIERS HEAD.
MY BUSINESS IS BUILDING AND FABRICATING CUSTOM NOSTALGIA DRAG RACE CARS , HARLEYS, MUSCLE CARS & HOTRODS. LEARNED TO WELD IN HIGHSCHOOL & STILL USE IT EVERYDAY. MY TALENT IS FABRICATING & WELDING STEELS & ALLOYS. IT'S BEEN SAID THAT I LOVE WELDING MORE THAN HAVING SEX. SOMETIMES I THINK IT MAY BE TRUE. I WORK VERY HARD SO I CAN PLAY VERY HARD. MY HANDS ARE OIL STAINDED AND CALICED NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WASH THEM. THAT'S BECAUSE I WORK FOR A LIVING. IF YA DON'T LIKE THAT FACT GO HANG WITH SOME CANDY ASS THAT SITS BEHIND A DESK ALL DAY.
WHERE I GREW UP AND MY FAVORITE PLACE STILL
MASON DIXON DRAGWAY
MY OBSESSION THAT STARTED IN 1978

My Interests

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !!!! NOSTALGIA DRAG RACING , PUNK ROCK , ROLLER (SPEED & DERBY) SKATING, FMX, REAL DIRT BIKES, GUITARS , CRYPTOZOOLOGY, COLLECTING WEIRD AMERICANA STUFF , AQUARIUMS, HOTWHEELS ( ESPECIALLY REDLINES ) , SUSHI , DARK CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES , FRESH PINEAPPLE , ACTUALLY ANY FRESH FRUIT, CELLA'S , DARK CHOCOLATE . HILLBILLY & PUNKROCK CUISINE. CHINESE BUFFETS. MONSTER ENERGY DRINK ( GREEN CAN ), MEAT . FIREARMS, FIRE AND EXPLOSIVES , PAINTBALL (WOODSBALL & SCENERIOBALL) , ANYTHING TO DO WITH UNCONVENTIONAL WARFARE ( ESPECIALLY NAVAL SPECIAL WARFARE)
ACCELERATE YOUR LIFE . BE AN OPERATOR . SWCC/ SEALs
BEING A TOTAL FUCKIN' THORN IN THE SIDE TO ANYONE P.C OR WHOM TAKES THEMSELVES TO FUCKIN' SERIOUSLY.

I'd like to meet:

A GURL THAT JUST DOESN'T SAY SHE LIKES MUSEUMS BUT ACTUALLY GOES TO THEM WITH ME ( ALL KINDS , NOT JUST ART)
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SKATE ALOT ( & FAST)

JANE WIEDLIN
JOSIE FROM THE PUSSYCATS , DAPHNE FROM SCOOBY DOO AND SABRINA FROM THE GROOVIE GOOLIES / ARCHIES HOUR , THE HEX GURLS

Music:

font color="#9932CC" ~X~ , T.S.O.L , THE DAMNED , THE LEFT , DAG NASTY , GOVERNMENT ISSUE, MADHOUSE, STRANGE BOUTIQUE , THE MEATMEN , THE FACTION , DRUNKIN' INJUNS, AGENT ORANGE , MIA , BLONDIE , THE PANDORAS , THE SCREAMIN' SIRENS, CH 3 , 45 GRAVE , THE SIDEWINDERS,KRAUT , BLINK 182 , AFI , DEAD KENNEDY'S , DESCENDANTS , OLD SOCIAL DISTORTION ( NOT THIS WANNA BE JOHNNY CASH BULLSHIT ) , RAMONES, GO-GO'S, D.I, ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE, EL DIABLO , CONCRETE BLONDE, THE STRAY CATS, CIRCLE JERKS, VANDALS, NYMPHS, HOODOO GURUS , THE CYNICS , THE DEAD BOYS , PRE-85 SIOUSXIE & THE BANSHEES , BAD RELIGION, PRE-88 SISTERS OF MERCY, JUNKYARD, NOFX, ZODIAC MINDWARP & THE LOVE REACTION , PRE 87 CULT ,MARTINI BROS. , ME FIRST & THE GIMME GIMMEES , TEX & THE HORSEHEADS , PRE-86 B-52'SHEY , IF ANYONE HAS ANY SCREAMIN' SIRENS, SIDEWINDERS, GOVERNMENT ISSUE'S "CRASH" LP OR DRUNKIN' INJUNS STUFF THAT YA WANNA SELL. I'LL PAY $$ FOR IT.
YOU MUST CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME SITE : http://www.myspace.com/teamgoon

THE MUSIC BELOW YER HEARIN' IS MY ONE BEST FRIENDS NICK OF 20 YEARS. HE'S IN MY TOP 8. CHECK HIM OUT. THE FUCKER CAN SING FOR SURE!!! AND HE'S FUNNY.

Movies:

!!!! I'VE WITNESSED ENOUGH DEATH SO MOSTLY I LIKE SHIT THAT MAKES ME LAUGH
THE UNHEARD MUSIC ( A FILM ABOUT THE BAND -X- ) ,THE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION, ANOTHER STATE OF MIND , WILLIE WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY ( THE ORIGINAL) , CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY , ANY AUSTIN POWERS , JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS , THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MOVIE, PULP FICTION, AMERICAN GRAFFITI , MORE AMERICAN GRAFFITI, DIRTY MARY & CRAZY LARRY, 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, BLACK HAWK DOWN , MAN ON FIRE , GOONIE'S, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN , BUBBLEBOY , CHITTY, CHITTY BANG , BANG , ANY ELVIS MOVIE , DAZED & CONFUSED ( I GREW UP IN THAT TIME PERIOD AND A TOWN LIKE THAT SO I CAN RELATE), TANK GIRL, BLAST FROM THE PAST , MONKEY BONE . THE PROPHECY ( WENT TO CATHOLIC PRISON SO I HAVE AN DEEP UNDERSTANDING) PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING WITH BRENDEN FRAZIER OR CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN IT.

Television:

FIRST OFF LET ME SAY TO ALL YOU WHO SAY YOU HATE TV OR WHATEVER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GODDAMN INTELLECTUAL . SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUITE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF YOU'RE SO SELF RIGHTEOUS AND ABOVE IT ALL . IT'S ENTERTAINMENT FOR CHRIST SAKE. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED THAT YOU'RE WEAK AND WILL GET SUCKED INTO THE EVIL BOX. IT'S ONLY BAD IF YOU GIVE IT THAT POWER. MEANWHILE YOU SET AND STARE AT A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS ON END . SIT BACK , RELAX AND ENJOY . JUST DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY BROADCAST .
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, FAMILY GUY , MYTH BUSTERS , ROBOT CHICKEN, MAD TV, RENO 911 , SIMPSONS ,SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS , THE SHIELD , RESCUE ME , OVER THERE, ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, BEVERLY HILLBILLIES , I DREAM OF JEANNIE , McHALE'S NAVY, THE MUNSTERS, THE AVENGERS , LOVE AMERICAN STYLE, MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, HISTORY CHANNEL , DISCOVERY , ANYTHING THAT TELLS OF THE REALITY OF WHAT OUR WARRIORS DEAL WITH .

Books:

BANNED IN D.C OR CALIFORNIA HARDCORE . LET'S DO MAGAZINES INSTEAD - VINTAGE PLAYBOYS, MOPAR MUSCLE, MOPAR ACTION , GEARHEAD, PUNK ROCK CONFIDENTIAL, FLIPSIDE, BARRACUDA.
ALTHOUGH NOT TECHNICALLY A BOOK ( RATHER A DOCUMENT ) THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE MAKES FINE READING . I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD READ IT FREQUENTLY TO REMIND THEMSELVES OF THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES . ( IE NOT FOLLOWING LIKE SHEEP EITHER )

Heroes:

FOLKS USE THAT TERM WAY TO LIBERALLY THESE DAYS .
HEROES ???? WHAT THE FUCK !?!? FOLKS WHO ARE DOING THEIR JOBS OR TAKING CARE OF THEIR DUTIES (IE PARENTS, MILITARY, FIREFIGHTERS, POLICE ETC ) ARE NOT HEROES . AWESOME PEOPLE ? YES , BUT NOT HEROES . MORE OVER THEY (WE) DON'T WANT THAT TAG
I THINK THIS SHOULD BE CALLED " INFLUENCES" .
A FEW OF MY INFLUENCES WOULD BE : "JUNGLE JIM" LIBERMAN , JACK GRISHAM , CAPTAIN SENSIBLE , EXENE , JOHN DOE , DENNIS MILLER , DENNIS LEARY , FIELD MARSHAL ERWIN ROMMEL , GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON , CSA GENERAL JAMES LONGSTREET , THOMAS PAYNE, GENERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON , BENJAMIN FRANKLIN , JOHN HANCOCK & ANYONE WHO HAS THE BALLS TO STAND OUT AND OR UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN.
YOU WANNA TALK HEROES ??? THESE TWO GENTLEMAN ARE REAL HEREOS !! SGT. FIRST CLASS RANDY SHUGHART & MASTER SGT. GARY GORDON. LOOK THEM UP IF YA NEED TO .

My Blog

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT !

..> ..> RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. LETS SQUARE AWAY SOME THINGS RIGHT OFF . (1) PLEASE EMAIL BEFORE REQUESTING ME AS A FRIEND UNLESS I ALREADY  KNOW YA  !!!!.(2) NO PHOTO - NO RESPONSE IF I...
Posted by FALON on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:11:00 PST

FALON'S BIG POLL !! YA GOTTA TAKE IT ALL !!

O.K, I COULD CARE LESS WHETHER SOMEONE FAILED A COLLEGE CLASS , LIED TO YOUR PARENTS OR WHAT NSYNC SONG YOU KNOW A LYRIC TOO. SO I MADE THIS LIL SURVEY UP MYSELF SO I COULD FIND THE THINGS OUT I'M REA...
Posted by FALON on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST

RATROD

THE  RATROD  IN  THE  PHOTO  WAS  BUILT  IN  43  DAYS BY  PAT McNEIL & MYSELF  FOR  HIM  TO  DRIVE  TO  FLORIDIA FOR...
Posted by FALON on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:16:00 PST

INSTA-BILLY KIDS

WHAT  THE  FUCK  IS  UP  WITH  THIS  HARD  CORE  ROCKABILLY  DEAL  RIGHT  NOW ?? NOW  FIRST  LET  ME  SAY  I'M...
Posted by FALON on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:52:00 PST

VAGINA'S & BASKIN ROBBINS

HEY, HAS ANYONE ELSE BESIDES MYSELF NOTICED THAT VAGINA'S ARE KINDA LIKE BASKIN ROBBINS ? YOU KNOW , THE WHOLE 31 FLAVORS THING . OH WELL , JUST A THOUGHT .
Posted by FALON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MICHELINA'S

HEY EVERYONE . TRY OUT THE MICHELINA'S SALISBURY STEAK & MASH'D TATER DINER . THE SHRIMP ALFREDO IS PRETTY GREAT TOO . THEY'RE INEXPENSIVE AND ARE AWESOME. ONLY PROBLEM I'VE FOUN...
Posted by FALON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PUNK ROCK ????

SO , WHEN DID PUNK ROCK TAKE ON ALL THESE HIPPY BULLSHIT ETHICS ?? PEACE RALLIES ??? WEREN'T WE THE ONES WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO GET ACTIVELY INVOLVED TO CHANGE THINGS INSTEAD ...
Posted by FALON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

T.S.O.L IS COMING !!!!!

T.S.O.L IS COMING !!!!! CHECK OUT THERE SIGHT FOR DATES AND GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES AND GO SUPPORT ONE OF THE ORIGINALS.
Posted by FALON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST