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About Me


Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace LayoutsOKAY I grew up in CT. It shall always be my home. I love to draw and listen to many different types of music except for techno, disco, country, pop, and some southern rock.I love to dance even though i am the epiphany of taking some kind of lead. I don't mind dancing to any type of music except for that country 2 step bullshit! FUCK THAT!!!On the positive side I'm very respectful to people. I will treat people the same way they treat me. I can be a very nice, caring, and understanding person, and i can be a total asshole if you push me too much. You send me a message picture comment and i will respond back. I don't have anybody on my friends list that i don't talk to, so hit me up anytime!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I've met someone who not only satisfies me, but is there for me no matter what. She's my whole world and has been so much more!!i still enjoy meeting new people , and talking to strangers. Just as long as your not a STRANGE stranger!

Music:

Look don't ask me if i like punk because not all punk is good. In fact I don't really care for it at all!! Call me mainstream but don't call me MTV. I love DEFTONES no matter what you metal kids say about me liking them,or what you say about them,period. Sure i 've listened to KORN, but nowadays i can only stand to listen to the first CD. Everything else especially their new music is just dumb and annoying to me! On a whole i can pretty much listen to alot of music, but not country. I may have been born in Colorado but my soul remains in the East Coast!! *80's metal rocks!! so does anything from the 80's period!!

Movies:

I LOVE: SCARFACE, WEDDING CRASHERS, FERRIS BEULER'S DAY OFF, THE NIGHT BEFORE, JACKIE CHAN ROCKS IN WHO AM I!! BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR. I DIDN'T REALLY CARE FOR ROCKY, LIKE ANY OF THEM. i JUST DON'T LIKE THEM!!! THE KARATE KID MOVIES WERE GOOD, AND SIDEKICKS. THE BREAKUP WAS A GOOD MOVIE, AND I THOUGHT THE DESCENT WAS OKAY IN THEATERS, SO IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT THEN BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT TIRED OF WATCHING THE BREAKFAST CLUB BUT IT'S STILL A GOOD FILM,...... I GUESS. CAN'T YOU TELL I LOVE TO CRITICIZE MOVIES?? UHF WITH WEIRD AL, YOU KNOW ..WHEN HE WASLIKE 80'S AND STUFF!! GOOD SHIT!! NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY IS A CLASSIC BUT I HAD NO DESIRE SO FAR TO SEE TALLADEGA NIGHTS IN THEATERS ... . JACKASS NUMBER TWO ...A MUST BUY ON DVD!! I LOVE AND ENJOY WATCHING SUPERHERO FILMS....SPIDERMAN 3::: I AM GOING TO SEE AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT IN THEATERS.::: FANTASTIC FOUR, THE RISE OF SILVER SURFER:: AS WELL... THE GHOSTRIDER:: YEP THAT ONE TOO SHORT CIRCUIT, THE RETURN OF JOHNNY 5:: HA HA HA HA HA!! YEAH RIGHT. THAT GANDHI GUY WAS LIKE IN THAT SHOIW WITH THAT ONE GUY WHO WOULD KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN SOON BY READING THE NEWSPAPER... YOU KNOW HE WAS LIKE A SIDEKICK, BUT I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW...WHAT EVERTENACIOUS D AND THE PICK OF DESTINY::: WAS A FILM TO WATCH FOR ALL!!! JUST WATCH IT!!!AND I DO PLAN ON SEEING SHREK 3 I LOVE THOSE MOVIES!! I'VE SEEN ANT BULLY, AND MONSTER HOUSE..I FELL ASLEEP TO MIAMI VICE....YEP ...IT'S BAD!! ONLY HAS A FEW DESCENT SCENES IN IT BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT,SO IF YOU HATED THE SHOW THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER SEEING THE MOVIE!!AND DANE COOK IS FUNNY!!!

Television:

THE TWILIGHT ZONE, BUT FUCK THE OUTER LIMITS!!!, TALES FROM THE DARK SIDE, THE KIDS IN THE HALL, MAD TV, LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL VICTUM'S UNIT, COACH( SOMETIMES), THE MIND OF MENCIA, HOME IMPROVEMENT, SCRUBS, AND THE BEST VIOLENT CARTOON SO FAR IN HISTORY,:::: ::::::THE HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!!!

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nathan
Birthday: June 28, 1984
Birthplace: Greeley (really really!)
Current Location: Greeley
Eye Color: brownish hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed
Your Heritage: irish/ mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: black shoes
Your Weakness: don't know
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and jalapeno's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: losing weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: what a dream/ nightmare
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes ( so i've been told by few)
Your Bedtime: what bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: don't know
Pepsi or Coke: i don't drink either
McDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: not very good
Do you Shower Daily: every other day usually
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no way!
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes ( a bean candy from the human bean)
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep by coma pills or something
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an artist and story writer
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'3
Weight: not heavier than 275 pounds
Best Clothing Style: billabong
Number of Drugs I have taken: more than 15
Number of CDs I own: less than 50
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one ( so far)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets VATO!!
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Heroes:

me myself and Irene!! :)
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My Blog

hollywood whore models; quote: unquote!!

i'd love to eat your filthy laundree as your agents are eating away your papparazzi pay! smothered by an oil i smell that face you wear looking like a whore for all to hate you bare don't waste your b...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

Nathan Epstein's horrible scholastic insights

sorority, the.. Stupid Over Dramatic  R ude  Over- sexed  Rabie-infested I gnorant  Tedious Youth of america   are the ones who come to exploit you for the purpose of meet...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

past love redemption

can you tell me who was laying with you thinking of you ..day by day?? did you ever stop to wonder if this could have been a sickened game??  what's came has gone forever and you think you may ha...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

psycho serial

Desperation seems to be, with the socializing faces seen with the cries of laughter in the air, is another reason why i'm here hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Blast their fac...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

bruised to the bone

i want to give them the rust smeering the thickest of blood with eyes too vein to deserve what's so deceiving of trust hate shaping scissors with comfort, so divinely designed inside the broken scene ...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

friends, lovers and people

PEOPLE:  strangers of the wild, calling out to find something, even when they don't realize they are not finding anything at all. Atypical business man who goes to work, with a cup of coffee in o...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

i can't take it anymore!!

i want to be big i want to be wealthy one day with a smile upon my face staring at the sun with my naked eyes shining into the streets i want to be noticed for who i am, and what i've done with myself...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

drunken rap song

caught   as a number in the motherfuckin system tryin to find a way just to keep myself a livin sippin and a trippin as im spillin words i feelin in myhead is like a ceilin to the grace of i...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

just close my eyes

 can't think about you without shedding one last tear  i'd never want you to astray me far from near  so if i had this chance to say to you my dear  leave me in blissfulness and cl...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:23:00 PST

thanksgiving defeat

im kind of feeling paranoid of what is yet to come today i hope i never see them before i have to crush their face!! he had no place in mind to say what he had thought of it  now we'll never be t...
Posted by (Falsely- Advertised) on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST