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Lentry

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About Me



I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and hassle free.I'm a diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. I know the downside of upgrading.I'm a high-tech lowlife, a cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound.I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable.I interface from a database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.I'm behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging a bullet, pushing the envelope.I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge.I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar.I'm a high concept, low profile, medium range ballistic missionary, a street-wise smart bomb, a top gun bottom feeder.I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps.I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach, a raging workaholic, a working ragaholic, out of rehab, and in denial.I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid back, but fashion forward.I'm up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance.I'm super sized, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last.I'm a hands on, foot loose, knee jerk, head case.I'm prematurely post traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow.I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.I like rough sex, I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the f word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.I bought a microwave at a mini mall, I bought a mini van in a mega store, I eat fast food in the slow lane.I'm toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes.I'm a fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.I've been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity.I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked and ready to rock, rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride.I'm drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'.I don't snooze, so I don't lose, I keep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber on the road.I party hearty, and lunch time is crunch time.I'm hanging in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hanging tough, over and out.
If you don't buy into Ron Paul after watching this, then you need your head checked.
The battle of the century.
Penn and Teller telling it like it is.
Album covers come to life.
Doug Stanhope on the Bible.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF LENTRY

My Interests

I love my rock n roll...the louder the better! I'm a sports junkie, a poker junkie, I like to party, I love games...oh hell, I'm a guy...you figure it out.

Guns N' Roses "Estranged" (Greatest song and video of all time, as far as Lentry is concerned)

Otep "Breed"

Sixx: A.M. "Life Is Beautiful"

I Mother Earth "Not Quite Sonic"

Lemmy, Ice T, & Whit Crane "Born To Raise Hell"

There was a time...


I'd like to meet:

Axl Rose or Jessica Alba...Axl's my hero...Jessica Alba...well...I'd like to meet her for obvious reasons.

One pair wins.

Music:

Anything sleazy, loud or nasty.
Guns N' Roses

Dark New Day

Motley Crue

Sevendust

Velvet Revolver

Revolver

I Mother Earth

Beautiful Creatures

Alter Bridge

Godsmack




WOW cool MySpace Contact Tables

Movies:

The Crow, Bloodsport (yes, Bloodsport), Super Troopers, Beerfest, E.T., Lost Boys, First Blood, Good Will Hunting, American Psycho, and Amityville, to name a few. My collection is endless.

Television:

Sports, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central...anything else had better not be reality tv. For my money though, nothing beats a healthy addictive dose of Smallville or the Sopranos.

Books:

Not much of a reader, but anything Stephen King is good or self-help books about improving yourself, getting wealthy, etc...that's good reading.

Heroes:

Axl Rose, Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Ron Paul, Albert Einstein, to name a few...

My Blog

I’m home...or am I?

So, I flew to Atlanta on Saturday to meet my little brother and sister for the first time and to try and forgive my dad for disappearing from my life. What I got was a total facelift. Not only do I fo...
Posted by Lentry on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:51:00 PST

Earth-like planet found. This is amazing...

WASHINGTON (AP) -- European astronomers have found the most Earth-like planet outside our solar system, and here's what it might be like to live there: The "sun" wouldn't burn brightly. It would hang ...
Posted by Lentry on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

Possible evidence of life on other planets...and our own origin

I found this article while digging around on the web. It poses some interesting thoughts on the theory that we are not alone in the Universe, and also gives interesting theoretical insight into how we...
Posted by Lentry on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization

Introduction Some people falsely believe that it is impossible to prove the non-existence of anything, but they are wrong. It can, for example, be proven that there is no even prime number greater tha...
Posted by Lentry on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

Ranting About MySpace

I would just like to take a moment to reflect on my day. It's been a day where I saw a profile that I worked so hard to create come to a crashing halt when Tom and the boys decided to pull the plug on...
Posted by Lentry on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:14:00 PST