xTHATCANDUNKx - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."This guy and I share the same birthday... but he's a better musician and I have more teeth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

and more people named JaBooty.

Music:

I only like GOSPEL and REALLY BAD MUSIC... When I am dating someone... I only like what they like... especially when they beat me with a Louisville Slugger... IT JUST FEELS LIKE HOME... Ya Know?

Movies:

DOGFIGHT... CITY OF GOD!!! Requiem for a Drug (I mean Dream), Shawshank Redemption, anything involving LONG DUCK DONG... Rebel without a Cause, Control Room, all Porn, especially those involving Stump Fucking (thankyou Tom Slayback)... Why are you still reading this shit... DO YOU ACTUALLY CARE... GO GET YOUR OWN FUCKING MOVIES! OH... except Who's Harry Crumb?, because that's MINE

Television:

A good band and mind numbing... there are times when both are necessary... and evil______________________________Signed Capt. Philosophy 101.

Books:

NON-FICTION... with the exception of A Confederacy of Dunces... A Separate Peace... and any other "A..."'s that I'm forgetting... or authors who killed themselves... directly or slowly.

My Blog

I've started making pies.

Yes... for those of you who don't know... I am addicted to the Food Network. Initially, I was able to maintain a purely observational position... today, however, after staying up all night ...
Posted by xTHATCANDUNKx on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME... once again...

A fair warning to all the fucking creeps I don't know who keep sending me messages... I WILL POST WHATEVER YOU SEND ME IN THIS BLOG with a direct link to your page. First up... a lovely excerpt from ...
Posted by xTHATCANDUNKx on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

PHOTOGRAPHY is not that cool!

For the record... photography does not get you laid or make you cool. Believe me. I know. I thought the same thing 5 years ago, but all I got was CHLAMYDIA and a stack of really horrible pictures. ...
Posted by xTHATCANDUNKx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST