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miss hypocrite

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I kill people for a living and shoot them in my free time. I can outdrink you mother fuckers... I'm Asian... I'm dedicated. I hate rice men... unless they are molded at the table out of sushi. I can usually be found forcing my boyfriend... JAMESON... on everyone at the bar... we have an open relationship. I can shit faster than your girlfriend pees... -Written by Alison Green

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people responsible for Jameson, JACK's ( correction..TOMBSTONE!) pizza, and ALISON GREEN... p.s. This is Alison Green... she is awesome... like totally cool... a partner in crime... AND THE CHARMIN ARMY! Alistrapon and Lil Bit will take over the world... one bar at a time!..... . OH! and anybody who does this as their profession..... April and I came upon this beautiful muppet while at a flea market in Berlin....

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