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People who want to go to the zoo, and people who will explain all the rules of Dungeons & Dragons so I can go to a convention, and people who want to talk about the class/gender/race implications of kids' cartoons, and people who want to go look at all the pretty outfits they put together at H&M. And people who want to sleep all fun like:
Biz Markie, Paul Simon, Oasis, ABBA, Belle & Sebastian, A-ha, Barry White, the Violent Femmes, the Velvet Underground, Outkast, the Grateful Dead, the Spinners, Ace of Base, the Silver Jews, Fergie, Ben Harper, Ben Folds, Miles Davis, Avril Lavigne
Anything about stegosauruses. Also Spice World, Romero's Dawn of the Dead, Black Orpheus, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Mr. Death, Band of Outsiders, Girl on the Bridge, Annie Hall, Robots, I Am Legend, The Devil's Rejects, Capturing the Friedmans, Disney's Sleeping Beauty, and Rodney Yee's AM Yoga Workout for Beginners (Special Bonus: Patricia Walden's PM Workout for Beginners PLUS (!!!) How to Use Props)
Also old commercials:
Probably while reading...
Sarah Vowell, Chuck Klosterman, John Berger, Shulamith Firestone, Neil Strauss's The Game, Stuart: A Life Backwards, Ariel Levy, Alan Gurganus's Plays Well with Others, Alexa Albert's Brothel, Edith Wharton, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Lolita, Jane Austen, From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, David Sedaris, Roland Barthes, Martin Amis, Linda Williams's Hard Core
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