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Christian

Only the man with eyes can see!

About Me

I am part of the League of Ordinary Mental Men. As yet, my role is undefined. I can see into the future and have predicted the following: Cats, Ships, Snooker Halls, Skeletons in Biology Laboratories, People living in underground Snow Worlds and Electronic Brooms
I created my own myspace layout using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

I like Liverpool FC. And girls. And Rum and Coke (Pepsi mind). And dancing. I read books - you should too!

I'd like to meet:

I meet people real easy. Most people think I got enough enthusiasm to rob a bank. I like rapping but haven't started yet - I'm waiting til I get real good! Like a horse riding backwards - now - that's real good! Trapped In The Closet (All Chpts) [2005] by R.Kelly
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Music:

The Human League. The Beat. Canibus. Dexys. And you will know us by the trail of dead. Nirvana. Mudhoney. Ska. Soul. Reggae. The Pixies. Public Enemy. KRS-One. Gangstarr. The Beatles. The Rolling Stones. The The. Faith No More. And much else!

Movies:

Oh yes - I like watching films! David Lynch especially. James Dean too.

Television:

Sky Sports when Liverpool are playing. BBC 4. The News.

Books:

JG Ballard John Steinbeck Douglas Coupland Jake Arnott

Heroes:

Kenny Dalglish Ian Rush Jonn Barnes My Mum. My friends.

My Blog

Christian’s xmas message

....in me right now. An ability to face everything but look at myself in the present and now. To deal with all situations - my friends have my back, my own mind is running at the speed of a leopard. S...
Posted by Christian on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST

Birthday Message

32 tomorrow. One day I'm moving into the House of St Lucia. Going to shut that door behind me, reach for a West Indian biscuit and a cup of sweet tea. Like Willy Wonka they'll just be fleeting glimpse...
Posted by Christian on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

The Kate Moss Garden

I need a woman to love who is not sinister. I will make the following for her:A beautiful garden where sweet nubile children roam naked, where night-elves dance to a glorious flute played by the Old M...
Posted by Christian on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:30:00 PST

Where are girls going....

.....with those knee length shorts? Man, that look sucks so much. Jean and heels is the way forward! Or skirts. All ya gotta do with those shorts is add a cap and blazer and you'll look like a school ...
Posted by Christian on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:44:00 PST

The Rapper!

Charlie Fashion the Rapper! The rhyme carrier, bitch face slapper, quick to buy the stella attacker, the underdog backer, the snatch ya girl snatcher, the match up friends matcher, the government hack...
Posted by Christian on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:24:00 PST

Winning a toaster

Ain't life great when you drink Special Brew from a cold bottle in a reggae pub. Then: you enter the pub raffle and win a sandwich maker which you lift above your head like the FA Cup. Peace to: Jules...
Posted by Christian on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:29:00 PST