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laZymCLazEe

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About Me


Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Backgrounds at MySpace Toolbox !Most humans truly are like sheep Wanting nothing more than peace to keep To graze, grow fat and raise their young, Sweet taste of clover on the tongue. Their lives serene upon Life's farm, They sense no threat nor fear no harm. On verdant meadows, they forage free With naught to fear, with naught to flee. They pay their sheepdogs little heed For there is no threat; there is no need.To the flock, sheepdog?s are mysteries, Roaming watchful round the peripheries. These fang-toothed creatures bark, they roar With the fetid reek of the carnivore, Too like the wolf of legends told, To be amongst our docile fold. Who needs sheepdogs? What good are they? They have no use, not in this day. Lock them away, out of our sight We have no need of their fierce might.But sudden in their midst a beast Has come to kill, has come to feast The wolves attack; they give no warning Upon that calm September morning They slash and kill with frenzied glee Their passive helpless enemy Who had no clue the wolves were there Far roaming from their Eastern lair. Then from the carnage, from the rout, Comes the cry, "Turn the sheepdogs out!"Thus is our nature but too our plight To keep our dogs on leashes tight And live a life of illusive bliss Hearing not the beast, his growl, his hiss. Until he has us by the throat, We pay no heed; we take no note. Not until he strikes us at our core Will we unleash the Dogs of War Only having felt the wolf pack?s wrath Do we loose the sheepdogs on its path. And the wolves will learn what we?ve shown before; We love our sheep, we Dogs of War.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Get your own Myspace Countdown Anna Kournikova-Adam Sandler-Team Dynasty- The Dunkin Donuts Guy- A Lunch Man- The Pres. of Djibouti ( i think thats how you spell it)-The guy who invented funnel cake-Tom Green-Buddy Christ-The Pope-Bob Dole-The movie preview guy- ... god..

Music:

16 Hour Drive-5 Second Rule- 30 Seconds to Mars- Amber pacific,Hard Luck Story- 2nd Best, 5 Bugs, AFI, All American Rejects, Alice Cooper, Alkaline Trio, Anberlin, Angels and Airwaves, A static Lullaby, As I lay Dying, Atreyu, AUDIOSLAVES,AVENGED SEVENFOLD, ACDC,At the Drive-In, The Ataris, BEATLES, Blink 182, Bowling for Soup, Breaking Benjamin, DEATH BY HOLLYWOOD, Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool, Emery, Eve 6, Everclear, Fallout Boy, Finch, Five for Fighting, Foo Fighters, Filter, GREEN DAY, Hawthorne Heights, Hellogoodbye, Him, Inked in Blood, Killers,Killswitch Engage, LIT, Lorene Drive, Lost Prophets, Metallica (old) ,Misfits, Newfound Glory, Nirvana, Ozzy/ Black Sabbath, offspring, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pearl Jam, Pepper, Pink Floyd, Poison, Queen, Queens of the Stoneage, Radiohead, RHCP, Rufio, Saosin, Senses Fail, Sex Pistols, Silverstein, Social Distortion, Something Corporate,STYX, Sum 41, Sparta, Static X, System of a Down, SUBLIME, The Afters, The Cure, The Doors, The Postal Service, The Ramones, The Transplants, The Vandals, The White Stripes, Three Days Grace, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down,THRICE,tOOl, Trapt, Unwritten Law, Velvet Revolver, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Rollingstones, Led Zeppelin, Jimmy Hendrix, Thousand Foot Krutch, Incubus, The Used, Def Lepperd, Disturbed, Bob marley, Guns and Roses, Yellowcard, UnderOath, ,Taking Back Sunday, Sugar Cult, Franz Ferdinand, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Armor For Sleep, The Hollywood Undead, Ashley Parker Angel ( Anrooney), Beastie Boys, Cheap Sex, Chevelle, Crossfade, Deftones, Lifehouse, Matchbook Romance, MudVayne, P.O.D., Puddle of Mudd, Rise Against, Staind, Story of the Year, Switchfoot, Tupac, Van Halen, Sir-Mix-A lot, My Chemical Romance, HALF Dollar,RUSH, The Yard Birds, The NEW Yard Birds,

Movies:

Super troopers, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison ... Adam Sandler is the Shiznit

Television:

" Look what I can do ."

Books:

thats a good one... if by books you mean things wit pictures in it then anything that has to do with football cars girls and paintballing cough cough

Heroes:

American Soldier

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My Blog

Why you should NOT fuck with a Navy SEAL

Many moons ago, when my squadron was deployed to Panama, we had to share a Quonset Hut village with SEAL Team 8 (ST-8). A Quonset Hut village is just a synonym for Military Trailer Park, where they st...
Posted by laZymCLazEe on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:28:00 PST

May 26, 2006 - JMS: Forever Touched

The Harder I try The farther you fly Away from me with your angel wings ................................. If a star fell Each time I thought of you The sky would be black What would you do What woul...
Posted by laZymCLazEe on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:50:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.  Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for hi...
Posted by laZymCLazEe on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:47:00 PST

Military Rules

military rules For all my pallies who are in one of these branches... there are alot of you. U.S. Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive eno...
Posted by laZymCLazEe on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:38:00 PST

Best dream ever...

I was walking down the road when i found a big ass bag of money... so i took the money bought a ginormous dog and rode it to disneyland. best dream ever...
Posted by laZymCLazEe on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:03:00 PST