**Drank vs Pussy*** 1).Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. 1 point to BEER 2)Warm beer tastes awful. 1 point to VAGINA 3)A really cold beer is satisfying. 1 point to BEER 4)If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. 1 point to VAGINA 5) If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6) Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. 1 point to VAGINA 7) If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. 1 point to VAGINA 8) If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. 1 point to VAGINA 9) You normally don't find old beer. 1 point to BEER 10) Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. 1 point to VAGINA 11) Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. 1 point to VAGINA 12) In most countries there's a tax on beer. 1 point to VAGINA 13) If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. 1 point to BEER 14) You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. 1 point to BEER 15) If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. 1 point to BEER 16) With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc 1 point to BEER 17) You always know how much beer is going to cost 1 point to BEER 18) Beer doesn't have a mother 1 point to BEER 19) Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it 1 point to BEER FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER Agreed. Beer rules all.
I like a lot of shit...Metallica is my first love...DRUM&BASS...then in no order, A Change of Pace, Underoath, Shinedown,Bad Religion, Seven Dust, Smile Empty Soul, Atreyu, Eve 6, Saliva, Korn, Finch, Riddlin Kids, Blink 182, Senses Fail, Unwritten Law, MXPX, Weezer, Alter Bridge, Papa Roach, Trapt, Hinder, 5 Second Rule, Avenged Sevenfold, 2nd Best, Against All Odds, Slightly Stoopid, Third Eye Blind, Oasis, live, Tonic, Sublime, Fuel, Dishwalla, Soul Asylum, Fastball, Staid, Default, Vertical Horizon, Marcy Playground, Candlebox, Filter, Faith No More, Green Day, and Thrice...there's more but too many too list.
ha...I love TV...lets see...there's Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Friends, etc...
Anything that has to do with surfing, karate/judo, and weight lifting.
ANDY IRONS...THIS DUDE IS MY SURF HERO