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Welcome To The Rabbit Hole!
Friend of Frodo...
Cock Fighting? False Advertizing!
No Sandwiches in the dog house!
The country lass with a nice ass, not to mention a nice rack and good in the sack
Metaphorical Unic!
Cupcake Man meat!
You sir are a muffin
Beware the Mental Bitch Slap!
C... cowardly
O... old
P... predictable
Time... Lines... Time isnt made out of lines.... it is made out of circles. That why clocks are round
Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping shall remove the black stuff
OCD= Obssesive compolsive Duckieness!
There are more fish in the sea.... but who would want to date a fish... and if your a guy you better hope she's a large mouth bass...
I'm a damsel i'm in distress i can handle this have a nice day
You know how men are they think no means yes and get lost means take me i'm yours
A man with a mouth bigger than his cod piece go figure
What dark mass in the mind convinces a man to take up a weapon to kill his brother
I saved the fries!
Flog Molly only a dollar
Egals may soar but weasles never get sucked into jet engines
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets
I am at two with nature
The early bird gets the worm but the secound mouse gets the cheese
Your never too old to learn something stupid
Beware DRAGONS for you are Crunchy and go good with ketchup
Fiction is your own reality
I dont know what your problem is but i'll bet its hard to pronounce
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
Just because i dont care, dosen't mean i dont understand
All things being equal, you lose
If your feeling good, dont worry it will pass
Smile tomarrow will be worse
I need not suffer in silence when i can easly bitch and complain
I'd like to help you out... which way did you come in?
Do they ever shut up on your planet?!
I'm not your type i'm not inflateable
You look like shit is that in style now?
If assholes could fly this place would be an airport!
Next time you get the urge to think... DONT
Dont run you'll only die tired
Its too early in the morning for suicide
If you cant dazzle them with wit riddle them with bullets
When in doubt run like hell!
You may be a king or a little street sweeper but sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
Strange things are afoot at the circle k
All of us are travelers lost
Our tickets aranged at a cost
Unknown but beyond our means
This odd itinerary of scenes
enigmatic, strange,unreal
leaves us unsure how to feel
No post mortem journey is rife
With more mystery than life
It cant rain all the time
Strength is all that matters everything else is an illusion for the weak
Dance with the devil and the devil dont change, the devil changes you
Pick spot.... shut up.... wait
In this world there is nothing to believe in nor is there a reason to believe
Whats ment to be will always find a way
You dont die of a brocken heart you just wish you did
Only fools rush in where angels fear to tread
still waters run deep
Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hands long after they have turned to dust
Life is pain anyone saying diffrent is selling something
Dance for us juggler boy!
There are no happy endings for nothing truly ends...
Busy is another word for asshole... asshole is another word for the man you are dating...
I'm going to my office!
Me? I'm a dishonest man. And a dishonest man you can trust to be honest. Honestly, its the honest ones you got to look out for. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. So tie me up and throw me down and show me that you like me
A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic
lifes like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it
Work like you do not need the money,
Dance like no one is watching,
Sing like no one is listening,
Love like you have never been hurt,
And live each day as if it were your last.
So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe
Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead
And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.
I know forgiveness is out of the question. I just ask for what we all ask of the people we respect- That the thought of me does not compel you to violent spasms of projectile vomiting. Nny
I don't really want to bore you with the details. In a brief glance I'm the chick that becomes every guys friend in some strange way... and every girls diary... I listen, I observe and I keep my head down. I am a struggle to understand, and a challenge to get to know... but, the mask I'll put on and the dance i'll do for you should be entertaining enough...
And further more if you dont like it....
If you want to know more about me... read these and find these songs...
Future Bible Heroes: Oh! What a Dream It Was
I know I'll never be beautiful, but you kissed me once in the sun.
I know I'll never be loveable, but you made me think I was wrong.
And you say it doesn't matter, but I want to scream it does.
You made my our little dream shatter, but oh! what a dream it was.
I could've just run away with you, but you didn't want me along.
I spent my one happy day with you, but when I looked up you were gone.
And I always knew you were faking.
For little you and me it was nice.
And I wish I'd never awakened and lived in a dream, because
oh! what a dream it was.
Hunter's Kiss by rasputina
Its the sad story About a dear and a man.
A romantic scene,
From a lullaby,
In a clearing green Where his eyes met mine.
I was froze in motion,
Oh, his bow was raised,
Then the fleeting notion- That my life he'd save.
But I saw it coming,
Flying through the air,
Feathered backside humming, Missed me-hit me-Where?
Where it will only hurt me, Not a mortal wound, Leave me lying dirty- Someone would find me soon.
I have never Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking To the grassy floor.
No, I have never Known a love like this- Felt the flaming arrows Of the Hunters Kiss.
My life is not mine, Like a dog or a wife.
He has taken his time,
He has taken my life.
I could see the steaming Of his cloudy breath.
No I was not dreaming, I was next to Death.
As I lay there twitching,
Then my legs were tied, There was nothing missing On the day I died.
I have never Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking To the grassy floor.
No, I have never Known a love like this- Felt the flaming arrows Of the Hunters Kiss.
I have never Felt like this before,
Felt my body sinking To the grassy floor.
No, I have never Known a love like this- Felt the flaming arrows Of the Hunters Ki-ki-kiss.
I got arrested
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I LOVE PIRATES!
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THE PASSIONATE LOVER. You love the feeling to be in love, that's why you are always in search for a relationship. You cannot live without it. Your partner must be passionate and flexible. He/She should not be commanding but to fulfill your desires . You dont want a relationship without passion, and the sexuality plays a big part. The first impression is the most important. There has to be something between you which you cannot explain. From the first moment on everything must fix. But when this passion disappears, you disappear to. For you it is better to leave than to see your love restrained.TIP: Try to be less selfish !
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