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Oil Can Boys

The best three chords ever...

About Me


The Oil Can Boys are to music what Hannibal was to the A-Team and the Alps. They are the booze that you drink, and the celebrities that you mourn. They reside in your insides, tapping your spinal column with the whole-grain goodness of Wheaties. They are the priest, the rabbi, and the black guy that constitute your boss’s off-color jokes and make things awkward and uncomfortable. They are ’Merica, and they taste good.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/21/2006
Band Website: oilcanboys.com
Band Members:
BASS AND LEAD VOCALS

GUITAR AND VOCALS

DRUMS AND VOCALS

GUITAR AND VOCALS

Influences: Alcohol, model railroading, and promiscuous, mildly attractive women.
Sounds Like: A drunken voicemail message at 3:00 a.m.

Record Label: illa Noize
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Baby pics on Myspace

One of the most stupid things I think you can do is put pictures of your kids on a predators dream site a.k.a. myspace. any weirdo can check out your child as if it were a red light district for pedap...
Posted by Oil Can Boys on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST

Oil Can Boys Song Lyrics

OIL CAN BOYS SONG LYRICSNow the whole family can sing along!OIL CAN BOYS THEME SONGSitting there,All alone.Your Boyfriends areNot at home.We want to drink it up,We want to fuck.We look at all your stu...
Posted by Oil Can Boys on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST