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Elzig

that aint tactics honey, its just the beast in me

About Me

kid amazing born to raise hell. im the king of the jungle they call me tiger man.......i get girls to get TCB tattoos.the best place for you is the hell out of my sightJust when you're about to Learn to smile again I'm going to be the one to Teach you how to cry

My Interests

cooking, elvis, humping, st louis Blues, bbq, serial killers, giving your mom a upper cut in the cunt

I'd like to meet:

not you

Music:

Any and ALL Danzig, Any and All Elvis, turbo a.c. s, guns and mother fukin roses, motorhead, tom jones, exploited, willie nelson, johnny cash, dio,maiden, neil diamond,gbh, rose tattoo, freddy fender, ronnie milsap, engelbert humperdink,, bj thomas, battalion of saints, pogues, cock sparrer, alot of stuff. hair metal, my main girl loretta lynn, type o negative, muddy waters, old blues, old r&b, classical, southern rock, oi , beegees. im a music geek. i know whats good and i know whats bad.

Movies:

any elvis movies, natural born killers, cool hand luke, blazing sadddles, clint eastwood movies, wild at heart, clockwork orange, true romance, big lebowski, slapshot, boondock saints,

Television:

simpsons, st louis blues hockey, twilight zone, elvis, most evil, deadwood

Books:

cook books , books about serial killers

Heroes:

danzig and elvis..

My Blog

from steak and cheese.com

  Emo fags are spreading as fast as Paris Hilton's panties on a cruise ship. Yesterday while out grocery shopping, I saw 2 different sets of kids where at least 1 boy in the group was dressed...
Posted by Elzig on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

buy my shit

As my permanent relocation to Las Vegas rapidly approaches, I am attempting to sell as many items as I can on eBay. http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZaminacamer on  ...
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

danzig

tonight with doyle. in my backyard. happy as a pig in shit
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cardinals are gonna

win the world series . watch the fuck out
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

devils mouthwash

yumm
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

devils mouthwash

yumm
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ha

i think you should all die a slow horrible death. go eat some skate wing . its good. i hate girls. i love girls. why do girls have to be llike me. god punishies me. fuck podunk.
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i want you to die

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

school days are back

i start school tommorow. ok. fun. .............................. wwdd.
Posted by Elzig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST