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If you buy me a beer, I'll remind you when my glass is empty that I need another, I'll make it up in favors what do you need? I probably know someone who can do it seriously I'm a walking pawn shop. They are making a game called 6 degrees of Emily for $19.95, it will be out this Christmas. My battery can be recharged at anytime, as long as you've got a good conversation, or you want to hear a story, I'm full of good stories. You'd be amazed with the tales I tell, I will entertain you with my mind, but if you don't entertain me, I'll start asking you to buy me another beer. Because I always will answer my phone I have been nominated amongst my friends to pick them up for weird situations. But when I need them the fuckers never answer, but then I just make them buy me a beer to make up for it. I don't care if the bar closes or if I won all your money playing poker at your house, if I feel like it, I will find something else to do and still make it to work on time, looking like a million bucks. Yep you go to bed with me you wake up with what you saw the night before, no fucking masks here. I bruise easily. I love my cat and your cat. I like vinyl. I like beer. I read when I'm not drinking beer. My tattoo is bigger than yours is (except for you, Ken!). I'm little bit cool, a little bit rad, a little bit sweet, a little bit awesome. I'm modest. A drinker, a thinker, I consider it a personal coup if I can make you laugh so hard beer shoots out your nose. I have the uncanny ability to look FABULOUS at six in the morning, and I think favorable undertones are the shit!