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Haaay Girlfriend

annnnyway.

About Me


No, I do not like your band and/or rap act.
Yes, I have enough friends
If you are a band and/or stranger here are some ground rules
(PLEASE READ FIRST BEFORE ADDING/MSGing ME!):
    PLEASE, do not try to add me. I'm keeping my friends list pretty slim and tidy these days. There are not many on my list I don't actually know. Most are actually (in some way or another) a friend or a band I've seen live at least a hand full of times. If you are a friend of a friend, feel free to reach out. (I don't mean a friend of a friend of a friend, but an actual direct friend of somebody I actually know. I'm not looking for love on myspace. I promise you. I won't listen to your myspace music and send you some "luv". This place is oversaturated with mediocrity and I'm not keen on sifting through it all to find gems. Bad music makes me irritable. I like maybe 10 hip hop artists total. Just because I'm black does not mean your rap will convert me into a ghetto music groupie. Your emails smell like spam to me. Don't try sellin me any of your shit. I'm not buyin. If I like your music, I will surely find you on my own. Yes, I live in Santa Monica. No, I will not come to your show. I don't go to many shows anymore. When I do, I'm usually in the company of my 12 year old neice. You say it sounds like something on my music list. But I assure you it's probably God awful. If your band is already on my myspace music list, bring it -- I already think you're rad. If I reach out to you, well -- that's different.

    Everyone else will be ignored and live in "Pending friends requst" purgatory. You're welcome to subscribe whomever you are. Please do not request to be on my preferred list. That gossip and drama is reserved for close friends only.

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I love cruising Myspace on bad grammar hunts. I'm doing a seminar on shift+key press in hopes I might eliminate the capitalization problem that's sweeping the nation. Click here, sign up now! Change your life.
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OMG, your hair is so beautiful I just want to brush it. Wanna go throw up?
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Fuckery. I lose my glasses everywhere I go. I'm not really bitter and mean, though a lot of what I write could be taken that way. I'm just observant. Sometimes pointing out the obvious is just plain funny.
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I'm waiting for my picture of me saying hello to pirate pete, until then... dot dot dot.
We set sail in special ways.
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Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Baka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.
After a long day of training, the freedom fighters set off on their mission.
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Nothing says yummy
Like a plate full of Communisim.
Slamdunkness!
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DISCLAIMER -- DISCLAIMER. Oh, that was poetic license?
Sometimes I get a little carried away. But, that's what makes it fun.
"...it was like getting thrown out of the car in a terrible accident. You hit a tree, but you never saw it coming."
Dane Cook says, "One thing I can't stand is a girl who exaggerates. There was a fire and there was like 1,000 firefighters there. WHAT? 1,000? That's too many fire fighters. You got home and took a 100 hour nap? That's a coma. Okay, now I can follow. You took a coma after work. That's a pretty good coma."
I often have 1,000 fire fighters at my fires. And, I take a coma almost every day. Now, back to some poetic license.
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Cos, I'm a grade A classy bitch. I had to take this quiz as confirmation that I am indeed a FORCE. F - O - R - C - E. Ah, get in line ... boys? *crickets*
Take the quiz: "What Laguna Beach Girl would you be?"

Kristin
Your a bossy person, your a straight up person. You tell it like it is. Your Hot & boys love you. Not many people like you but you dont care because their just jealous !
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Hmm... I wonder how accurate those quizzes are. :D. How dare they dissect and pass judgment on my personality with fragmented sentences! You're, your -- does anybody pay copywriters or proof readers anymore? I guess it doesn't matter, I can read stupid and/or blonde. Fuck you, quiz. You don't know anything about me.
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Alright, I've already said too much.

My Interests

Embracing every part of myself.

Helping P fight Cancaaarrrrrrrrr
programming, marketing strategies, great conversations, snowboring snowbording snowbording... (a delicate mix of "lady" and "bro") & talking my friends up. They're kinda a big deal.
I collect potato chips that look like people.
I am a pen collector. I also enjoy caps, erasers, pen refills, and pen paraphernalia. Dont mess with me, Ill write all over you.
Blood is much more effective, but red pen works with my fear of kneedles.
Watermelon is the only good flavor of Jolly Ranchers. Anybody who says sour apple I'll stab you in the throat. - Dane Cook
Extra large raccoon balls -- sometimes sorta rad:

Pompoko is delicious. Nothing is more awesome than raccoons that can transform their balls into instruments to be used in battle, like a parachutes, a raccoon balls paramid, or a rug. I suggest you google that goodness and learn up.

Some say we look alike. So, next hollween look for the...

Crazy bitch impersonator.

I'd like to meet:

People who do this:

Goonies who never say die.
and...Muthafuckin Dawn Wiener

I heart Wendy .
And, my fans.
Feel free to send me fanmail. I love it.
Touch me here. Tell me you love me.
I wonder if this is a bad idea. Let's try it. Bring it, stalkers: AOL Instant Messanger: ShellieWorkin
Hey, it's my boyfriend (and me).

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Because 8 Just isn't enough I have 28 Gajillion Bitches This Guy Drives Me Crazy

My Happy Mistake

My Right Leg.

My Boogie Down Baby

My Under Age Girlfriend

My Southern Belle

My SanFran Woman

My Other Half
My Fierce Dimple Daddy

My J for my PB

My Super Gaybotix!
I love this woman
My Tooth Ache

My Mentor

The Sky

Sort of a big deal

My Internet Fanclub

My friends are my business.

Music:

add n to (x), american music club, april march, art ensemble of chicago, asian dub foundation, beastie boys, beck, bjork, bloc party, bloodhoung gang, blonde redhead, blur, boards of canada, botch, bowery electric, breeders, broadcast, broken social scene, bruckner, camera obscura, can, cat power, cerberus shoal, charles ives, cibo matto, CKY, clikatat ikatowi, clinic, dat politics, dirty three, do make say think, faure, figurine, frou frou, frank blackbrian eno, future sounds of london, gene, godspeed you black emperor!, go! team, hot snakes, isotope 217, jackie-o motherfucker, jan jelinek, john cagemax tundra, john coltrane, le shok, lesser, liszt, lali puna, low, looner, lumen, magazine, magnetophone, mahler, manishevitz, massive attack, mc5, melt banana, mira calix, music, my lai, nuno canavarro, pan sonic, pavement, pinback, plaid, portishead, pram, quasi, radiohead, ride, rival schools, robots in disguise, rye coalition, s process, serge gainsbourg, shudder to think, sigur ros, silver apples, six by seven, slint, slowdive, smoosh, song of zarathustra, sonic youth, spiritualized, squarepusher, stereolab, stereo total, strictly ballroom, suede, sun ra, supergrass, sweep the leg johnny, takako minekawa, the beatles, the blood brothers, The Books, the crimson curse, the faint, the lapse, the locust, the pixies, the rapture, the roots of orchis, the sea and cake, the ya ya ya's!, the yardbirds, thirteenth floor elevators, three mile pilot, throwing muses, tim buckley, tortoise, tristeza, UFFIE!, ui, usurp synapse, velocity girl, wire, yo la tengo

The Octopus Project

Inverse (Do I get points for this?)

Movies:

It's my business.

The South Will Rise Again!
Watch the trailer.
It will rip your face off.

Television:

Cartoon Network.

Books:

The Year of Magical Thinking - Joan Didion

Heroes:

The Parker Posey that dresses up like Jackie-O with macaroni and fake blood glued to the front of her perfectly pink skirt suit with matching pillbox hat.

This... friggin baby.

The scariest thing to ever hit television.

Home Made Organic Cat Nip Toys! Only the best for my baby.

My Blog

Let me tell you a little something about

Dear Friends, Where have I been? Working mostly. I've not gone out at all this year really. It was just one of those years. It doesn't mean I don't love you or that I went off and got new friends li...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

You love me. You really love me (Birthday Plans) October 27

Hey guys. I usually do a clubby, vegasey, housepartyish birthday but this year  is going to be a little bit different. It's no secret my dad is terminally ill with cancer. My dad is awesome, thou...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

Soooooo I sorta totally was in a music video

... For my boyfriend. We fell in love on set. Yeahhh.... We didn't meet there. Nope. It was fun. I'll never do it again. I shooked my booty best I could. (not really). Congrats to the boys (including ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

Soooooo I sorta totally was in a music video

... For my boyfriend. We fell in love on set. Yeahhh.... We didn't meet there. Nope. It was fun. I'll never do it again. I shooked my booty best I could. (not really). Congrats to the boys (including ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

kisses. gimmienow.

I had a wonderful time in New York. To be honest the weather was unbeatable. Seeing some friends was awesome but I'm so sorry I didn't get to see some others I really miss (Leah, Jesse, Gee, etc). It ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

Blasting all my business.

1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?Jesus frowns when I say, "God damn it" 2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?My ex took it. It was really his but I was the one who used it the most. 3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

I lost my phone this weekend...

And I'm fucking bummed. That thing was an extention of me. So, if I had your number your or you wish that I did... plz msg me back your name AND number. For a while when you leave messages -- please ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

How wet will you get with a love-n-licks kiss?

Apperantly... really REALLY wet. I get wet just thinkign about it. "When you pat their heads and rub their bellies, these puppies respond to your love and care by getting more and more excited. Their ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST

I dont really want kids but...

If the stork leaves a couple or four on my doorstep I've already have them named.Manhattan RexCharlotte PiBrooklyn RaptorNashville RyderThese are a few of my fav-or-ite things. Cities, math, ridin dir...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

As Matt would say...

Shit got kinda wild. Just a regular ol tuesday night in LA. Halloween came early this year. ...
Posted by Haaay Girlfriend on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST