Dorje has more issues than Time Magazine

About Me

I am an eighteen-foot-tall gorilla. I have a sister, Yvette, but she is adopted. She is also a gorilla. My parents found her in a banana farm some years ago. I hope you enjoy my site. Here's Tommy Cruise Killing Oprah. What a douche! Enjoy! .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

cutting rat brains. No, really.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Tony Soprano GOD At least one person who enjoyed sexual intercourse with Dorje.

Music:

Ice T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice, Peach Ice Tea, Ice Cool, Cool Aid.

Movies:

Deviant Housewives, Mexicunts, Spain in the ASS, Edward Penishands, Double D DP, Dungeons and Dildos, Gag on This, Two girls for every guy, Whore Wars III - The Emperor Likes Crack.

Television:

I can provide you with television, remote control, Cream for Herpes if you ever slept with Dorje, red dress but if you cheat on me i crush you.

Books:

In my country we have no book.

Heroes:

Larry Flynt, Saddam Hussein and Tony Soprano.

My Blog

Rascally Cats

Women of my space: If you were walking down the street, and you were somewhat uncovered, like, you had skin showing (your ankle skin, perhaps because your jeans shrunk in the wash and your gym sock ha...
Posted by Dorje has more issues than Time Magazine on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

Stop Smoking

This weekend i was informed about the tragic and untimely death of my closest girlfriend, Kim Taylor. She died of lung cancer with encephalic metasteses at the age of 37. The aggressive nature of the ...
Posted by Dorje has more issues than Time Magazine on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST