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Monsieur Juneau

Sometimes erotic, always erratic.

About Me

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DVDs I Own:

23

Your Passion is Gray
Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic.
Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any.
For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship.
If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake. What Color Is Your Passion?

My Interests

Writing, acting, dressing weird.

I'd like to meet:

A producer who will fund my movies. ANY producer who will fund my movies...

Music:

- Alanis Morissette
- The Birthday Massacre
- The Dresden Dolls
- Emilie Autumn
- Gackt
- Jonathan Coulton
- Michelle Branch
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Nightwish

Movies:

- Batman Begins
- Battle Royale
- Clerks
- The Crow
- Footloose
- Pirates of the Caribbean
- The Prestige
- Shaun of the Dead
- Saw

Television:

- Angel
- The Crow: StH
- Heroes
- Lost
- Metalocalypse
- Pushing Daisies
- Sarah Connor Chronicles
- Veronica Mars

Books:

Various manga/comics, including...
- Battle Royale
- The Crow
- Death Note
- Elfen Lied
- Gantz
And anything by...
- David Gemmell
- Stephen King
- Terry Pratchett
- Jhonen Vasquez

Heroes:

- Christopher Nolan
- Stephen King
- John Safran
- Kevin Smith

My Blog

Of bacon and scrambled eggs.

I've been watching The Breakfast Club repeatedly these past few days. It's astounding how, after 2 decades, the social commentary still remains relevant. Especially the notion that kids never change."...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:16:00 PST

Best month ever!

Reasons why February has been the greatest month ever, in chronological order...~ I got to see Nightwish live. Anette Olzon is a fucking babe.~ Emilie Autumn announced a world tour scheduled for late ...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 08:03:00 PST

Cutting my hair short, any objections?

So, I'm thinking of cutting my hair. It's gotten wild and difficult to manage, and also acts as a sort of unintentional scarf, which makes it unbearable during hot, stuffy days at work. I've also got ...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:28:00 PST

Juneau Investigations, coming soon.

Paranormal investigations, to be precise. See, my friend has been telling me all about his work at a nursing home, which is apparently haunted. I've always had interest in the paranormal, which is no ...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:58:00 PST

An analysis of the Gold Coast nightlife.

Between Guitar Hero and sleeping, there's not much else I do. I rarely find myself going out for the night, let alone to a morally depraved place such as Surfers Paradise. However, last Friday, my fri...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

Whats your favour?

I've been reading The Catcher In The Rye lately. Good book. I'm almost through with it, got about 30 pages left. If you have any interest in the sort of literature that helped shape modern (pop)cultur...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:21:00 PST

Bugs Bunny vs Adolf Hitler

First of all, just so you're all well-informed before I start spitting fire, I'd like to present to you a segment from the WB's Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. http://tv-links.co.uk/link.do/2/5352...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

I hate women, yet I look like one. Ironic, innit?

Enough said....
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:06:00 PST

How I beat someone up without even touching them.

I think it's about time I told this story to the world. Those of you who know me well should know how tortured and warped my psyche has become since the loss of a good friend of mine in the year of 20...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

The "Konsoles for Kids" charity is a load of crock.

So here's the deal. The Make-A-Wish Foundation is auctioning off 30 odd Xbox 360 consoles for charity. What makes these consoles so special is that they're autographed by Australian "celebrities". Why...
Posted by Monsieur Juneau on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:14:00 PST