I'd like to meet:
My brother habanero.
Music:
No Bozos.
Movies:
That really old version of Scrooge, where Tiny Tim is so very creepy. Best line? "Can I stroke it?"
Television:
Mr T's new show. I haven't seen it and I don't know what it's called. But it's the best show ever.
Books:
How to Win at Poker. How to Beat the House. Craps For Dummies. Crap, Craps, Craps!
Heroes:
Neil Simon, he's like the Jewish Woody Allen.