Advertisments!!! Cooking, Knife-Throwing, Film, Sleeping Late, Playing Music, Blaming All My Problems on My Parents, Spellchecking, Dancing, Brushing My Teeth, Yoga, Staring at Ceiling Fans and Looking Pensive, Surfing, Doing Impersonations of Rocks, Burning Man, Goofing Around on Myspace, Holding My Breath Underwater.
People who aren't afraid to eat bread.Anyone who can hold their breath underwater longer than me.Anyone with a couple spare Xanax.
My favorite music is the music they play during advertisements. I can't possibly describe how much more I like the music in commercials than the "songs" on the radio, which are way too long if you ask me. --- Having said that, here are some of the bands I would like if I had time. I am just too busy to listen to music these days. --- The Country Bears, Badfinger, The Cars, The Partridge Family, Thelonious Monk, Nik Kershaw, Claude Debussy, John Tesh, Doc Watson, 'Lil Bow Wow, Diana Ross, Radiohead, China Crisis, early Mozart, Shaun Cassidey, The Smiths, Oscar Peterson, Jim Neighbors, Chopin, Burl Ives, Louis Jordan, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Tom Jobim, Claudine Longet, Boards of Canada, The Dukes of Stratosphere, Anyone Singing a Karaoke Version of Meatloaf - "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," Elvis Costello, John Denver, Mylo, John Gold, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Queen Latifah, Brian Eno, Queensryche, Public Enemy, James Brown, Jack McKeever, Maimou, Marvin, Stevie, Aretha, Billie, Joni, Rufus, Townes, Elliot, Engelbert, Miles, John, Charlie, Dizzie, Cannonball, Milt, Coleman, Duke, Count, Chet, Buddy, Gene, Benny & Ella.
I only watch movies that are based on video games, remakes, or sequels. That's it. No original ideas. No exceptions. My all time favorite movies are - The Country Bears, Super Mario Bros., and Porky's Revenge. There is a French film that I love so much - I hope someone will do a remake someday of L'Année dernière à Marienbad.
I only watch commercials. These days I Tivo everything so I can skip through the programs. It's so awesome! My favorite commercials are beer commercials where some total loser ends up scoring with a supermodel because they drink the same brand of beer.
I only read books that are novelizations of movies. I can barely get enough of them. You would think it wouldn't be as fun to read a novelization if you've seen the movie already, but it is way better! If books had advertisements I would read those like crazy and skip the rest.
Nora Roberts - Peter Mark Roget - Mr. K - The Scintas - Billy Carter - James Brolin - Doug Henning - Imelda Marcos.