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About Me

I have a beautiful 12 year old son that is my world. I love the creative, in all its forms. I love to inspire and be inspired.
I'm a firm believer that you don't have to sacrifice fun at the cost of responsibility... I can simply do both.
I am a very positive person and extremely independent. I don't let things get me down. I am an extrovert. I'm not afraid to say anything to anyone, and I have tact. I will rebel if you restrict me.
You will have fun and learn something if you choose to hang out with me. I expect you to bring something to the table as well. There is always something I wish to learn from you and about you. If you will not in some way help me become a better person... spend your time elsewhere.
I don't believe that stupid, simple, petty things should be worried about. I won't make you walk on glass, nor will you make me.
I believe that once someone gains your trust, respect, and friendship, there should be little they can do to damage that. I believe everyone should listen to intentions instead of words, because not everyone is sharp with their tongue.
You can trust me. I am one of the most honest people you will ever meet. I tend to be overly caring and forgiving. I am a giver by nature, but you will not walk all over me, I won't allow it.
It's never too late to correct a mistake or ask for forgiveness. Everyone in this world should believe in something and be passionate about it, whatever it may be.
I am very sarcastic and witty. I will cut you down and expect it in return. I have a sick, demented, yet fantastic sense of humor. You will not offend me, you cannot. I am extremely secure and confident and am too strong to let you bring me down.
I'm short, as in my height. I am sometimes called smurf, hobbit or ewok, yet I only know how to make a Wookie sound.
I am an extremely important individual, people know me. I have many leatherboung books that smell of rich mahogany. I wear sex panther. I believe that rohypnal is the ultimate aphrodisiac. I generally hang out at middle schools to scope out the babes.

My Interests

Drinking POWERTHIRST!!!, peanut butter and baby sandwiches, ginginas, Fire Ze Missiles!, being awesome, rohypnol, streaking, Bedazzling my clothes, touching monkeys, Tom Selleck's moustache.

I'd like to meet:

Move me...share with me...teach me...laugh with me...motivate me...cry with me...challenge me...walk with me...strengthen me...bleed with me...inspire me...

...dream with me.

Check out KBPI's "Best Band in Denver"... my boys in Lost Point:

Music:

Music is life. Nothing else can cycle through your emotions from one moment to the next like music can. I love anything that gets my heart pumping and my blood flowing. I appreciate any good talent that I find, no matter the form. And in my eyes, talent is not subjective. So I don't care the genre, I will find music I enjoy everywhere... all it has to do is move me.
Tool, APC, Sevendust, HURT, Slipknot, Pantera, Breaking Benjamin, Flight of the Conchords, Mudvayne, Chevelle, System of a Down, Diecast, Evanescence, KsE, Red, Imogen Heap, Dave Matthews Band, Enya, Jason Mraz, Regina Spektor, Avenged Sevenfold, Dry Kill Logic, Journey, Modest Mouse, Billy Joel, Elton John, Blue October, Celine Dion, Stone Sour, Staind, Snow Patrol, Blink 182, Against Me!, 30 Seconds to Mars, Shiny Toy Guns, The Shins, The Postal Service, Linkin Park, Threat Signal, Static-X, The Fray, Eminem, Korn, Pacify (RIP), Ransom, Lost Point....and that's just a small sample.

Movies:

Anything by or with: Mr. Tarantino - Robert Rodriguez - Ryan Reynolds - Kevin Smith - Ed Norton - Adam Sandler - Brad Pitt - Will Ferrell - Jason Statham. Braveheart, Fight Club, The Matrix, Anchorman, Snatch, Superbad, Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, Ace Ventura, Austin Powers, Kung Pow, Old School, Van Wilder, Meet Joe Black, Seven, Saw, Hellraiser, Hostel, Men of Honor, Ninja Scroll, Akira, In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon, Big Trouble in Little Vagina, the list goes on...

Television:

Entourage, Heroes, 24, UFC, Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Friends, South Park, DBZ, Broncos, Avs, UK basketball, St. Louis Cardinals.

Books:

Playboy, Maxim, FHM, Stuff, and all those other magazines I read for the articles.

Heroes:

Jesus, my Dad, Bruce Lee, Maynard James Keenan

My Blog

Addiction and suicide

I started to write this around the time Ian passed a few months back but never had time to put the finishing touches on it. With the passing of Eddie B., I could wait no longer. I haven't ...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

Tag!

TAG!!!Tag you're it!Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, l...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:58:00 PST

2007 - Concert Reviews

2007 Concerts While 2005 and 2006 were great years for album releases, logically, 2007 followed with an amazing year of concerts. And while I know I've forgotten a few here and there, ...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

Trust & Respect

Trust & Respect As I've grown older (shut it!) I've learned that I'm a lot more demanding of both myself and those I surround myself with. I used to try not to be demanding of others,...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:48:00 PST

Riddles and Writings

Some more favorite work of mine from the recent past; a poem and a riddle. Let me know what you think the answer to the riddle is... and how you came about figuring it out.&n...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:28:00 PST

Selflessness vs. Selfishness

So I've been doing again that crazy thing I do every once in a while thinking. Maybe, strike that, definitely over-analyzing things like I do. But I guess if some good comes of it in the...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

Concert review - TOOL (5-9-2007)

Concert review TOOL (5/9/2007) Where to start... Simply put, this was one of the most amazing concerts I have ever been to, hands down. The ambiance, the visuals, the so...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

"The Amorous Soul"

"The Amorous Soul" Shattered and broken, pieces scattered. Obsession wrought from emptiness. Sanity the offering... in this hollow shell. Time reveals consciousness, twisting the fate to light...
Posted by Jay on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

The perfect companion supplement vs. complement

We are all searching for that perfect companion in life, that perfect love that we can grow old with. Someone who shares the same interests and opinions with us, someone who enjoys the activitie...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

Jay's sex tip of the day - Complete recap through 223

Many have asked and NO, my sex tips do not come from a book, a movie, TV, or a comedian. I'm not saying no one has ever thought of them, but these are straight outta this fucked ...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST